that dude is still alive
wtf

The cold open to tonight’s Task is one of the best episodes of TV I’ve ever seen

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

He's back? He was recently released by his team over there.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

LMAO PCA

I swear I thought for a second that Clayton McCullough got murdered by that graphic. 🤣

twitter screenshot from Elmo Dear Elon, here are the 5 things Elmo did last week: 1. Elmo gave Cookie Monster a star sticker for being a good monster 2. Elmo talked to Oscar the Grouch about Karl Marx 3. Elmo worked very hard to find Elon's home address 4. Elmo googled "Luigi" a lot 5. Elmo and Big Bird hugged! Hope this helps Elmo keep his job and see you soon!

Elmo, my man...welcome to the resistance