Being able to detach your arms at the shoulders would make sleeping like 10 times more comfortable on god. Fuckin things are always in the way

If it doesnt taste like industrial strength insecticide then you were probably ripped off

Acid always tastes funnyXD

I have legitimately smuggled drugs into shows this way

[[[Cylinder]]]

When i was a kid my dad told me about how the first computers were the size of rooms and used "vacuum tubes" which I imagined as the tubes you put stuff in at the bank in a big tangled network like a windows screensaver with the data being on punch cards in the tube containers or something

better for DIP

I saw the fullsauce its pretty lit lmao

To the Kent Ohio Menards: I am sorry that I buy out your entire stock of 1/8" rivet washers every time i'm there. They only come in packs of 40 and I NEED them. I see your employees side-eyeing me when I shovel them into my cart, im sorrrrry

Not even trying to be dismissive btw, I just want to tell you what a stand is without directly giving it away because its funnyXD

Its a metrosexual ghost named after some classic rock band or tarot card that follows you around and is a representation of your soul and willpower, imbibing you with some convoluted superpower that is minimally related to one of your defining character traits.

Who up wooding they cock

This fucking guy is bad enough without a stand please god no

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Zero gravity hugs!!!

I love bald ravenholm homie

Wowweee

Friendly reminder to water your Garloids and set your Garloid clock back!

Boutta suck off a duster can and eat gluesticks till Satan appears with a contract to sign...

(bonus points if you can guess the actual singular reason I bought these)

(Disclaimer: do not actually inhale duster and/or eat gluesticks or you will become a drooling vegetable)

Wow I really fucking like how youtube decided to randomly start autoplaying israeli propaganda channels while I was sleeping even though I fell asleep to a TORNADO history video. I had to use my browser history and find the channels again in the sidebar just to select "dont recommend this channel"

🤓👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨<--you

boi wtf is that weird ass spikey ass wave function

Had *literally* no messages asking about Carwash Fox & what else he likes to get up to. As of this morning, I can confirm he also likes climbing hedges & walking along the tops of shopping trolleys 🦊 🛒 🌳

This fucking slaps balls yo

Oh shit maybe thats where i get it from lol

Does anybody else automatically hold their coffee like a fuckin' steel foundry ladle? I think I get it from years of trying to rush to my car in the morning without spilling my coffee and also it keeps ur fingers warm. I like *never* actually use the handle its very weird.

*bonk* Hammer Time!

Don't worry, if you ever need to convert slugs to eels, I got you fam

LOOK AT MY GOOBER GO I LOVE HIM HE IS SUCH A GOOD HORSE