THAT'S RIGHT REPUBLICANS

“enhanced interrogation” instead of torture walked so “detention centers” instead of concentration camps could run.

Man, if you choose to not follow the rules in the books as-laid-down as some kind of Noble Sacrifice toward the concept of “Fairness Writ Cosmic”… please don’t be surprised or offended when those of us who’d like to win take your broken form down off that cross to make space for the next fool martyr

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

This explains so much about 40k fandom distributions

this is true and generalizes to all warfare, because logistics isn't sexy or masculine

Southern Poverty Law Center indicted on federal fraud charges related to past use of paid informants The Southern Poverty Law Center has been indicted on federal fraud charges related to its past use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups.

The apparent theory here--SPLC was defrauding donors by paying right-wing extremist org informants, and also took completely legal steps for obscuring the money trail for very obvious reasons on this totally legal thing to do--is ludicrous even by the notoriously malleable standard for wire fraud.

Christians: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Jews: "God thought we would appreciate the challenge"

Socially Bouba, Fiscally Kiki.

A lot of people on this website today are making strong cases for abolishing copyright

why on earth hasn't Starmer resigned and then slowly walked into the Thames

Antizionists make jokes about how people will ask every Palestinian "but do you disavow Hamas" and then do the same "but do you disavow" shtik to to every Jew

metaphorical blenders and on one occasion - allegedly - a non-metaphorical dead pig's mouth

new absolutely wild sentence from Wikipedia: "The Azariqa (Arabic: الأزارقة, romanized: al-ʾAzāriqa) were an extremist branch of the Kharijites [...]"
an extremist branch of the *Kharijites*.

How did the Minions Survive Stalingrad? YouTube video by DocuDubery

there are actually some pretty good documentaries on this subject
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0kz...

Robert E. Lee, Gettysburg, July 3rd 1863: "I'm thinking of attacking Meade's center. It should be weakly defended after the fighting yesterday. What do you think, general?"
"Meepameepadabadaaa!"

im going to hell

[Yellow skin stained red with blood, holding a string of severed hands of children]: BANANAAA!

Minions almost won Hitler WWII, but even eighty years after they were slaughtered in Pickett's Charge, their numbers hadn't fully recovered

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

[Yellow skin stained red with blood, holding a string of severed hands of children]: BANANAAA!

Wouldn't they have been busy in the Congo Free State at that time?

Initially the Minions work with Stalin during the Holodamor, then ditch for Mussolini when he invades Ethiopia, then spend a few months with the Japanese Army in Nanjing before they hear about Kristallnacht and immediately rush to get on board with Hitler

The Midrash says that alone among the nations of the world, the Jews accepted the Torah without asking any questions
Last time any of us ever signed a contract without reading it

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay is definitely also Torah

Isn't that like a really documented fact?
Like "the polish attacks on Germany in 1939 were a false flag" levels of documented

The thing is, if you’re Iran, endless ceasefires while economic pressure mounts seems pretty close to ideal

I should probably think about why I keep having the "should I not tag this guy in case he's been Purged" thought in communities
Like, this isn't Stalinist Russia!