Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

I need some of the hair options to unlock and see if I can give him his later tour look with the greying hair. I already know the second I unlock clothes making he’s getting his Blue Glitter Jacket.

What a fiasco.

(Before anyone comes at me this is a joke. I know that’s hard to understand sometimes in the nerd and toy circles but a joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure with the intent to make people laugh

Eat butt.)

Erm? Both sides are equally at fault.

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Fuck now what

Tomodachi Life and Pragmata dropping a day apart has flooded my timeline with people actually having fun PLAYING video games which is a refreshing change of pace from all the cynical negativity you normally see when something good drops

IT STARTED RAINING COPIES OF OBLIVION AND TODD HOWARD DIDNT WANT TO BE SEEN BY THE NEWS

Last night in Tomodachi Life, I fed The Moon some Red-40 and it LOVES it.

Good game.

Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

What

I have questions. Many, many questions.

I think I need to add Agent 47 to my island.

I think the Stop Killing Games push is so damn important but it brings me a certain level of disappointment knowing that this whole thing started catching fire because people thought Ubisoft’s The Crew of all games was so precious.

Godzilla on the River Kwai

Mr Godzilla Goes To Washington

The Maltese Lizard

Kaiju Without A Cause

EVERY.

MOVIE.

Godzilla with the Wind

The Godzilla Notebook

What’s Eating Godzilla Grape

Twelve Angry Men and One Angry Lizard

Jaws, But Godzilla Is ALSO In The Water

If Godzilla was in the MCU alone we’d have like only a third of the movies left behind, and it would only be because Godzilla couldn’t be assed to show up sooner.

There’s a chain here in Utah called Winco that constantly cuts their margin to remain profitable but not insanely so, and seeing Rockstars at 98 cents near consistently compared to other places may have made me more angry at The Way It Is.

Every movie can be improved by Godzilla.

Pride and Prejudice and Godzilla

Godzilla Shawshank

Fifty Shades of ‘Zilla

Inception, But With Godzilla

Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla

It’s just science, baby

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

BAH GAWD THEY DID MAKE DUH DIRT

YEEEEEHAAAWW ERMAGERDA THEY MADE DA DIRTY DEW???

like yeah vague citrus and crème soda is a good idea but not when the vague citrus is the very liquid that mutated four turtles

this drink fuckin sucks

HEY YALL ITS NOW TIME FOR MY REDEW OF THE NEW MOUNTAIN DEW SPONSORED BY MOUNTAIN DEW

YEEEEEEEEEHAW THIS NEW MOUNTAIN DEW IS DIRTIER THAN MY DAD’S BOOTS I TELL YA WHAT, IT SURE GLOWS SOMETHIN FIERCE. #RaiseHellPraiseDale #GitRDone

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

Boy, all of the “Switch 2 isn’t a REAL console” rhetoric is exhausting these last few days. Find something actually important to be this energized and outraged about.

You remain a trendsetter and a visionary.

hey, just so you know, if i ever stop talking mid sentence and seem to zone out before coming back seeming confused, it's because my soul was temporarily dr mario. yeah it's a common problem for a lot of autistic people