Fantasy Premier League. All the cool kids play it these days.

Yeah, love em. Saw them at Leeds Festival 2000 and something, the year everything burned down.

Haha where are you seeing them?

Going to see Prodigy in Leeds tonight. Hoping to break the hundred mark in fpl by half 9ish and then maybe enjoy the music. Breathe the pressure. Come play my game, I'll test ya. Psychosomatic, addict, insane. 🪿

Assist? YEẞßßßßßßßßßßßß 🪿

Not bad. I've sliced a bit more off the bench. 6 pen takers.

Bit expensive for me, but he's on form.

Who to chose though? Bowen or Pickford?

Heaven 3.7 sub could give me more for the first 11 actually. More! More!

My first attempt at FH34:

102.9 value. 0.0 left in the bank, which always feels right.

Can they do it on a wet and windy Wednesday night in Burnley, though? Haven't checked weather forecast.

Happy with 70 points at half time in fpl double 33. I've overtaken 130k punks so far. Hopefully, I can make more gains to reach a respectable rank come season's end. This season, a most turbulent one, I've decided that the top 100k would be respectable. 🪿

Thankß

Oh yeeeah. Thanks.

He's earned that Eszett. For what that lad is doing for my team, I too will now go through the trouble of copying and pasting that symbol everytime I write the name Pascal
Groß. ßuper Pascal Groß. 🪿

Haha. I swear every time I see your scores this season, someone is hauling. Very nice.

I see. You peaked too early mate. Too good, too soon.

Bruno. The first (and only) name on the team sheet.

British people often ask me what life is like in Germany. It's like this:

I've got one. The One. 86%. His name.. Pascal Gross.

I've said my sorries, I've given my excuses, I've made up my lies, I've faked my stomach bugs. I've achieved my mission. Saturday? This Saturday? I'm afraid I'm busy.🪿

Whitby, Yorkshire, April 2022, photo by Helen Brown.

Steps. Was it Steps? One, Two, Three, Four. Them lot.

I sometimes feel I should hang on lamp posts more often. Might have a little twirl if I see a good one on the way to the shop.

I've always maximised bboosts but I've never had a 150 before. 145 was best. Usually 115-130. Much will depend on captain but most will be on Haaland. There are defcons this year though, so who knows. Good luck (to me).

Hey, there is no bench on a bench boost. Everyone gets a game.

Yeah. Wish me luck.

GW33: 463k rank

Here we go. It's the big one. Bruno, Gabs, and my brave doublers, I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. 🪿

I may not be the first name people think of when they think 'sophistication'. But let me tell you this much; I just created and proceeded to eat a Hungarian goulash bap. Simply spectacular. 🪿

I'm not sure who featured in the 4-0 comeback v Barcelona, but they could do with that lot. Trent etc. You never know.