I wish dread burned more calories.

Bars should have claw machines with loose cigarettes and taquitos

My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

Happy New Year. Fuck you.

Know who else hung out with hookers? Jesus.

Day 3,285 of ensuring my coping mechanisms are worse than my actual problems

Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t

I wish people could die from having too much money.

I will “go with the flow” when it stops trying to lead me to the nearest sewer grate

I identify as an antibiotic because I want to stop working.

America would be a much better place if SOME people would stop freaking out over WHO we love, WHICH bathroom we use, and WHAT we do with our bodies.

It is nobody's fucking business but OURS.

My mental health is not good; America is making it worse

I'm probably romanticizing socially progressive countries a bit too much

But wtf is this shit

Ugh

If anybody is hungry, I have about 6 months' worth of Abilify & Clozapine you can have💕

Not cringe by reason of insanity.

i love gay people so much good morning gay people

Wouldst thou like to live dissociatively?

Whatever, I think you're cute.
Fuck off.

PITCH FOR ONION HEADLINE:

Echo Chamber Fucking Awesome

I have to pee, but I'm really high and it's cold

You can have mine

RELAX?! I thought you said relapse.

I need more sh*tposter starterpacks

I must hoard all of the shit

Starting over sucks