lets fuckin go

Rest in Piss, Eric Swalwell!

"Sign says, stay away fools cuz we've got rules about aaaage gaps."

BREAKING: The astronauts are exhibiting a "strange glow." Their genitals seem to be doubling in size every second.

BREAKING: The astronauts won't come out of the capsule because they're too busy "suckin' and fuckin'"

I've seen enough: Space is definitely real.

Exactly!

That rules. You can probably find in the changelog who uploaded it

He does this every Friday.

He does this every Friday.

Next time you see someone who hasn't filled out their DIY pride flag, help them out by coloring it in for them! It's nice to be nice. Video of someone coloring in a blue lines matter flag with the other colors of the rainbow

Great idea to add some color to your suburban neighborhood 🤗

Laufey is very pretty and talented.

Hey New York- for day 100, we’re talking scaffolding with one of our greatest living documentarians, the one and only John Wilson. 1/2 homage to Wilson’s own style as we walk you through the policy, 1/2 Wilson’s own spectacular interview with the Mayor. One of my very favorites.

Fair!

Whenever Trump and his goons post about someone who was murdered by an "illegal immigrant" the only rational thing to ask in reply is "Do you think their family would be any less upset if their loved one had been murdered by an American citizen instead?"

Gay for Alex Degen maybe!

Okay okay Gay for Jesus maybe

Gay for Travis Kelce maybe

Haha oh damn. I would have to do a 10 mile loop to get out to that spot

you gotta see Victor Wembenyama

oh man that's so funny lmao

Strange to have a Pope who is actively opposing the protection of pedophiles for once. I'm never going to be Catholic again, but it's nice to see.

the typewriter's already clacking

Thank you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I honestly was thinking about you when I got started again.

Strava screenshot showing that I ran 2.5 miles at a 10:12 pace for a total of 25minutes and 48 seconds

Strava screenshot showing that I ran 4 miles at a 9:11 pace for 36 minutes and 46 seconds

Pre-pandemic I was running 20+ miles a week, had done 6 half marathons, and was planning on running the NYC Marathon in 2020. Mental health issues and fatherhood have taken me away from running but as of today I have run every M/W/F for the past month. First image was March 11, second is today.

oh man I've seen this take before but more around "that's why you don't see as many trans men" and it's like…

I bet there are people in the replies saying "STAY OUT OF IT, POPE!"

I'll check out this Horse Lords...

My take on Angine De Poitrine is that they’re obviously very cool and fun to listen to, but also it’s *way* easier to do that kind of stuff with just a guitarist and a drummer. I don’t care for King Gizzard but they do microtonality as a whole band and it’s pretty wild.

[The XXX Files]

SCUMMY: So you're telling me these men all orgasmed at the same time without any stimulation?

MUFFDER: Yeah, happens all the time.

SCUMMY: All the time?

MUFFDER [throwing file on the desk]: Yeah it's called "Spontaneous Cum Bustin'"

Friday?