Actually I wonder if there's a connection to the whole metro thing and what I remember this aggressive marketing MEN ONLY toiletries with ''manly'' names and scents but all the products were like, uniformly a dull grey / blue / green bottles
If you were a man in the early 2000s you practiced basic personal hygiene they would call you metrosexual like wow fellas is it too gay to wash your hands with scented Dial soap
There was a whole reality TV show about ''ugly'' women getting an extreme makeover, THEN after choosing the prettiest ones, they would start competing in a beauty contest, AND FINALLY whoever got the most votes was crowned the prettiest
The problem with setting your OCs in an early 2000s alt universe is that A) you have to do a lot of research and pick out the differences that would make it alt from real life
B) Childhood nostalgia will blind you to the fact that early 2000s were incredibly out of pocket at multiple times
If you're wondering why Phaethon is Like That it's because Helios had the genius idea of letting Ares train him at 14 onward
Helios: Ares is a good friend of mine! Surely nothing can go wrong :)
Athena: Your son cleaved Mt. Olympus in HALF
Helios: See? Already he's showing much potential :)
A strapping, muscular black man, age 23, wearing orange chiton, bronze wrist braces, and dark-colored sandals / footwear. He wields a sliver sword over his shoulder. He is looking at the viewer with a smug grin. He has orange eyes like his father Helios and thick eyebrows.
The oldest son of Helios, Phaethon lives for the spectacle and glory that comes with competing in athletic games. Outside of that, he still LOVES to fight, but also food and drink.
Commissioned by selsabobelsa on Twitter back in 2023.
#OCs #SFW #GreekMythology #GreekMythos #OriginalCharacters
Uthor wishes you a happy Mino March! 🐂
Is that Scott Pilgrim EX game good. I don't really care for (maybe not even like considering I haven't played many but didn't enjoy most of them) beat-em-ups, but I thought Stephen Stills was kind of cute and how (generically) attractive Lucas Lee is and I kind of want something new to play at work.
asgore vore
- Selene (Moon) is his little sister. He is rather protective of her
- He has two sons, Phaethon (oldest) and Astrophel (youngest)
- Actual height is 15 feet tall, but can size-shift down to like, a ''normal'' height of 7'5
- Is jovial, extroverted, and boisterous
- Hot Dad
A tall and handsome, broad-shouldered black man dressed in orange chiton and footwear. He is quite muscular and he holds his arms open. Floating around his is head is a halo / sun rays.
Figured I share this here since it didn't get a lot of attention on my other account back then.
My version of Helios, the god and personification of the Sun.
Commissioned by selsabobelsa on Twitter back in 2022.
#OCs #SFW #GreekMythology #GreekMythos #OriginalCharacters
I'm like somewhat convinced this whole affair ends with Caine ''rebooted'' to his intended program. That or he's restored with no memories and they play out Pomni's intro from EP1 with the humans ''welcoming'' him to the Circus (they still can't leave)
Also Caine vore is severely underlacking
He's just in the Recycle Bin guys, nothing to worry about (me coping)
Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls, smirking at the phone with half-lidded eyes and holding a can of soda pop.
There's a bit in Off To The Races where she's like, "You're lying with your gold chain on, Cigar hangin' from your lips" oh that is definitely HIM if Disney allowed smoking on their cartoons
Ironically I do think Stan and Ford overlap with several Lana songs so I should've added a both category
Honeymoon is definitely both of them
and Young & Beautiful too
Pictures of Stanford and Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls, with Lana Del Rey songs categorized underneath them.
Discuss ✍️
Categorizing Lana Del Rey songs by using Stanford Pines and Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls respectively
Like don't ask him about Liam because it's Complicated (tm).
Do NOT ask him about Colton because it's Really Complicated (tm).
Low-key Meiji is playing a dangerous game of "we broke up but I'm still in love with you to an extent" with both Colton and Liam, the Dawson's Creek drama of it all...
No because he needs to teach a class on how to acquire tall buff men, TELL US YOUR SECRETS
Twins, a hot alien himbo, a hot doctor, AND a hot wizard??? Like save some for the rest of us 💀
Chart showing Meiji and at least eight men with arrows that explain his romantic relationships with. Colton, Liam, and Arturo's portraits are done by mrtomato.bsky.social. Stan, Vinnie, and Roderick's portraits are done by terratauren.bsky.social. Jett's portrait is done by yourbroderpo.bsky.social. Li's portrait is done by slavovore.bsky.social.
I decided to make a relationship chart to keep track of Meiji's love life and bruh
Lucas steal someone’s shirt 😗
If it barely fit when soft, of course it would cause an inconvenience when hard🍆💢💢
#pokemon #kukui #bara
how abt 400 likes and 20 comments for the gooner uncensored version?
Decided to write a short Verstave fanfic and unfortunately, as a slow burn/ennemies to lovers slut, I'm at +25k words and not even halfway done...
Writing is not my forte, but if you're curious :
archiveofourown.org/works/795441...
Drew this pic for chap.6. It's supposed to be drawn by Gustave.
Putting the military to good use.
#MacroMarch
