“Hey Siri, show me someone that has never experienced a major health problem…”

Hold me closer Tony Danza

Ohh look, it’s me!

In case Trump and Hegseth show up…

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Pete Hegseth quoted Ezekiel 25:17

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.”

“Truly blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.”

Bwhahahaha! Dickhead.

“Hey Siri, who was the energy minister when…?”

How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/u...

Did you read the article that said the Israelites briefed Trump, he got together with his cabinet and said he wanted to do it, so the feeling in the room was pretty much “well, he’s failed up every other time, so maybe this’ll work? Meh, whatevs”

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GAZ in Russia copied Ford's Cruise-O-Matic transmission from the '60s.

Its shift pattern was Зх-Н-Д-П

So not only was "PUT IT IN H!" right, it was a copy of an American transmission!

Yup!

It’s a genuine crime how much local knowledge was actively destroyed.

I feel like the Ngunnawal take on Canberra having six seasons is on the money.

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TACO Tuesday in the U.S.

Has anyone told crackheads that data centres are full of copper?

Feels like that’d help this whole AI taking over thing.

The problem with being into classics that boomers like is that boomers can't take photos.

See that '68 Mustang for sale? Could be awesome, could be shit, can't tell. They used a 10yo cheap android phone and didn't let it focus. Next up: pic of thumb.

Astronauts up there being relatable af

All of Aus BSKY was pissed that Albo said "Keep calm and carry on" in 3 minutes, while this shit happens in the U.S.

I can criticise Albo a lot, but it feels like a once in a term "address the nation when it's hurting" for 3 minutes is a lot better than :
1. Holidaying in Hawaii
2. 19 minute ramble

You're a rent seeker It's an economist insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

I nominate clown face emoji, the critics of Labor seem to like that one, if FB is anything to go by.

We’ve got
Two strong hearts
Reaching out together like a

RIVER TO THE SEA

You and me.

BWHAHAHAHA!

1. How's those "satellite systems that will be ready in 5-10 years" for the past 20 years looking now US?
2. Wish you bought the Wedgetail yet you dicks?
3. So much for misunderestimating the Iranians

Unless you’re a dad. Let me translate dad.

No means no.
Maybe means no.
Yes means maybe.

This is what you do when you’re definitely not at war

There’s a new Honda you might like.

www.honda.com.au/news/2025/ho...

The environmental impact of digital streaming The carbon footprint of streaming - whether music or video - adds up significantly on a global scale. While video streaming is more energy-intensive per hour, music streaming’s widespread and continuous use means its overall emissions remain substantial. A look at the total streaming hours and emissions across platforms reveals the scale of digital entertainment’s environmental impact: Netflix (2024) Disney+ (2024) Amazon Prime Video (2024) YouTube (2024) Pornhub (2024) Spotify (2024) Total streaming hours (billion) 94 5.3 49.1 (estimated) 365 10.63 170 Total emissions from streaming (million metric tons CO₂e) 5.17 2.9 2.7 20.08 0.585 0.17655 Emissions per membership/user (kg CO₂e per year) 17 12.8 13.5 - - 0.276 Equivalent to (million one-way flights Paris–NYC) 8.36 4.69 4.37 32.5 0.946 0.288

Or: Grok's climate impact is about 20 Pornhubs (I should make this a standard metric)

Has anyone heard from Phteven lately?