If Democrats don't condemn Trump's genocidal threats more strongly, I will be forced to vote for Donald Trump a fourth time.

I think Kim Jong Un needs to send Dennis Rodman to the White House about now.

I've really lost all faith in FIFA.

I thought we were pivoting to Greenland?

Let's not let a few bad apples spoil the president's personal goon squad.

Getting that tingly feeling that Lucy is about to pull the football away as Democrat Charlie Brown attempts to kick it again.

You are all going to have egg on your face when FIFA gives ICE the peace prize.

Let me tell you, he was no Boy Scout, no choir boy...er..

We need better trained stormtroopers.

Trump is making some controversial claims in this speech. Let's all wait till the fact-check comes out.

American citizens getting curb stomped and executed in Target parking lots is keeping them safe from Mexicans washing their dishes, however.

Grizzled veterans of the War on Christmas, gird yourselves...

No one wants to hear this over here, but you have to admit Elon has finally found just the right balance of seething bigotry, race science, and child pornography over on "X."

You have to respect how much Trump resents the implication that he might have anything other than cartoonishly evil motivations for invading another country.

"The real question is: by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? What is the basis of their territorial claim? What is their basis for having Greenland as a colony of Denmark?"
See colonialism is bad, kids. Except if the US is the engaged in the colonialism.

I, for one, will never forget when Venezuela brought the Twin Towers down with fentanyl on 9/11.

Who knew "America First" meant bomb South America first.

And lots of polio, hepatitis, COVID, and measles.

You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...

Still think Trump is going to grow into the job.

The trauma that RFK Jr. has put that little brain worm through -- can't help but feel for the little guy.

Is felching having a moment?

Find a man who will look at you like this

It's not easy to nail (no pun intended) a resurrection without venture capital, btw.

Elon's Extremely Hardcore resurrection

I'm still upset over the passing of Saint Dick. Thank you for understanding.

"I need to commune with Nature"

19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.

20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.

21st century: Watches cat video on phone.

The only thing that turns kids into "adults" faster than black skin is a kid getting sexually assaulted by a prominent Republican.

No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like the Democrats.