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i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners
I always file defamation lawsuits against claims I’m not concerned about
this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.
more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out
i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space
“I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,” Rep. Adelita Grijalva said. “It is frightening in there. It is disgusting.”
story via @jerodmacevoy.com
Sorry, which side is supposed to be religious zealots here, someone remind me.
It's nice to see a Senator talking about the need to Do A Nuremberg on the current folks in charge.
I hate the ballroom and this is clearly the correct result. With that said, it’s a perfect example of how fucking broken this country is that he was able to tear down the East Wing without interference from anyone or anything but he can’t build anything in its place due to a court order.
INBOX: I'm told that columnist Jim Shaw has been forced out of the Fargo Forum, North Dakota's biggest newspaper, after criticizing the Trump administration.
Two of his final columns are "Our local leaders oppose free and fair elections" and "Cramer, Hoeven and Fedorchak ignore the Constitution".
House procedure is normally a snoozefest that only insiders care about. But this one is just such a perfect distillation of the incompetence in the GOP, failure of Trump as a leader and weakness of Mike Johnson. Let's roll the video tape:
Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
Yeah, the way I was thinking of it was: it’s not good that given the choice between adopting our current situation and inventing a time machine to take us back a month, pretty much everyone would get working on the time machine. And that’s not a statement of victory.
Mullin is so clearly unqualified to run DHS that any senator who votes to put this man in charge of any federal agency, let alone DHS, is announcing their own disqualification for office.
in her farewell email kristi noem said 145k kids were recovered. during his confirmation hearing today, markwayne says we've recovered 15k more since then. a miracle!
No. No. No. No.
'AI' is not targeting people. It's not some computer brain thinking about stuff and acting independently. It's not WarGames, it's not SkyNet.
Instead of doing the work, humans are using a jumped-up autocomplete to create a target list, then humans issue the orders.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.
State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.
www.wired.com/story/gramma...
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.
Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.
congress sounds cool i wish it was real
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
The story that Elon Musk committed voter fraud has gotten next to no coverage -- one of those things you can't make come up on a Google search.
But I think it's time for Dems to go on offensive abt right wing coddling of this immigrant interfering in our elections.
newrepublic.com/post/206857/...
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.
And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
For the first time since Jan. 5, there were no ICE flights out of Minneapolis Friday, probably because of this ruling.
Got to have an impromptu celebration IRL tonight with @ottergoose.net and @jjindc.bsky.social🙏.
