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Yeah I LOVE him

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I will have to just watch "Outer Range" instead of the game every time the Mets play now.

I ACTIVELY DID NOT WATCH THE GAME AND THE METS WON SO I CAN NEVER WATCH A GAME AGAIN. 🧡💙 #Mets

I think someone should opt Brianna out of the gene pool.

🚨 Donations Open 🚨

Gift giving thread will be open in 48 hours and the games will begin. If you're a person who prefers your gifts to be anonymous and want to pre-load the pot, you're up to bat.

Time to make some magic, y'all.

No cheating, your last saved by pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

Honestly this might cure me.

You joke, but.

I'm sorry, guys. We tried to cheer them on. 🧡💙 #Mets

The Mets at Citi Field from very high above 1st base.

Let's go, boys. Welcome home. 🧡💙 #Mets

I am at Citi Field and SNY is doing a "Break the Curse" seance/sageing behind the Apple out here. Maybe the white witches of Queens can save us! 🧡💙 #Mets

Good night, sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

And this is what my father listens to, watches, laughs at, and quotes at the dinner table.

Spaceballs: The New One YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios

Rick Moranis coming out of retirement to make Spaceballs 2 should be bigger news than it is imo

I'm going to the game with my friend for the first time this season hopefully we're bringing the best luck and vibes to the boys. 🧡💙

Visiting team's city themed egg rolls.

I don’t see Cohen firing Stearns right now but I do feel there could be a shift in responsibilities with the #Mets hiring a GM to focus on day-to-day operations and player transactions while Stearns focuses on duties more aligned with a President of Baseball Operations. Time will tell. #MetsSky

A behind the scenes photo from "Top Gun: Maverick". Monica Barbaro sits in the pilot seat of a military jet, fully kitted out. She is triumphantly clasping the hand of Lewis Pullman, also in full flight gear, as he stands beside the plane on the wing.

When I was in pre-op before my knee surgery, I was watching TV to relax and picked "Top Gun: Maverick". When my surgeon came in, he joked, "Ah, I see. A gaggle of hot men to soothe you into anesthesia."

I didn't have the heart to tell him I was only there for two people…and one wasn't even a man. 😂

The Royal Family were involved in Princess Diana's death. A thousand percent.

If I wasn't flat broke, I'd buy something from @theonion.com's InfoWars line just to confuse the fuck out of my RWNJ father.

There’s going to be a five-year period where you see an InfoWars bumper sticker and are genuinely curious about who’s driving.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Sending positivity, Charley!

I'm going to the Mets game Tuesday with my friend Sarah and I swear to god if we're the only two there not actively booing the team (because even at their worst we can't be mean to the boys) I will not be surprised. #Mets

if jeff mcneil were still a met he would've committed a felony by now

I wonder if the folks at Disney+ see me sign in to my account and pull up "Thunderbolts*" and think, "Ah, shit, she's depressed again."

Don’t cry for me I’m already dead but Mets.