Sometimes I wonder if people look at me weird cuz im “smart dumb”…
Other times I wonder if it’s because .2% of the US population worth of people have seen me cum and pee in quick succession…
Posts by ⚡️ BoltnySpears ⚡️
Gay superbowl watched! WINNER ESTABLISHED
Idk if I posted here but I got this super cool tat over the weekend 🥰
Lemme sit on the weights :)
Nobody:
Me: I should make a coyote-goat hybrid fursona so when Throat Goat by Kim Petras comes on I can go “I’m a YOTE-GOAT”
Got my gay bff a cameo from Kori King for their 27th.
I am so excited to see this chaos.
This is what #LVFC felt like.
Thank y’all for a wonderful time!
Sat next to Trixie Mattel at the sky lounge AMA
Listening to Midnight Sun as my tummy cramps so if I’m gonna die I at least go out serving cunt
Now this slaps
😭😭 i love queer art
🥰💜🥰
No cuz how did Discord not end in the top wtf is going on.
Wizard of Osteoporosis
*SNIFFF SNOOFFF* *Wags Butt*
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Me and @trystanmcleggy.bsky.social
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Like these? Lmfao
Oooooooooo
You love my big man boobs and you cant stop staring
It’s Bro Yuri On Ice
A coworker told me working out made me look like I was aging faster.
Thanks. Cunt.
JADE sounds so much like Britney Spears in specific songs I’m gooped
Thats fair lol. I get the like “burning mouth tingles” from kiwis and its an allergy response lol
Had a bunch of prep for a medical procedure today and Snips chose to continue to lay with me even as I had to get up a ton during the night. Shes a little angel 🥰.
Bruh this means you are allergic to them lmfao they shouldnt feel like that
Daddy
:3c
This is cool!!! Great job!