New ink AND a steak dinner? Maybe I really do love me...?

"Start building positive memories in the negative spaces" might be the smartest thing Depressed Me ever said.

My skeleton is loud today.

Halp.

Nutrition is my passion.

It's basically a salad.

He's just a chill lil dude.

Easter well spent.

If there was any day you'd expect to go online and see a whole bunch of rabbit tail buttplugs, it would be today.

And yet, plenty of ears but very few tails. Shame.

Why does awake? I hate it when people.

Here's lookin' at you kid.

888 days clean sober.
I feel like this is a marker of some kind.
I'mma celebrate with a frozen pizza.

Lunch done right. Nugg Life.

Leftover kebab is a nutritious breakfast, right?

As nice as a coma sounds, I should probably actually eat.

Built LEGO about it.

Awake far earlier than is reasonable for a Sunday. Gonna build LEGO about it.

"Everything in the universe is either a potato, or not a potato." - Anon.

Twas inside an observatory tower, the views from the top were awesome too!

I have absolutely no idea, I just know I woke up one morning after a day of walking with an incapacitated left buttock 😂 Just the left though. The right buttock is apparently made of hardier stuff.

It went deep.

My ankles have filed an official complaint, possible lawsuit incoming from my left butt cheek and the knees... Bless them, they're too out of it understand what just happened. Think it might be a knee-coma.

Last day, gotta fly home later. Not a fan of this idea.

What a city. Cannot recommend Copenhagen enough.

Enjoyed the cooking on holiday, but nothing beats a street chilli dog at the zoo.

Wanna go skinny dipping?

How can anyone not love Copenhagen?

Solo travelling to a new country to celebrate my birthday; success. Made a horny friend at the zoo.

Hotel room cooking. Simple, but effective.

Topiary skeleton? Or Minecraft tree?

I find myself once again petitioning hotels the world over to invest in bigger towels.