Yeah I want the AI vape - A Indica vape. Yeah I got a prompt for your ass: pass the weed! Yeah I heard that instead of tokens they're calling them tokins. What's next keef as a service? My dealer makes me hang out and play Smash Brothers but he at least never has told me to kill myself! This shit su

[screenshot of Heatfreeze Island from Mario & Luigi: Brothership with penguins visible in the distance and the caption "extremely small and distant penguin"] [close-up views of the penguin in question] Source: DogToon64, models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/marioluigibrothership/asset/525909

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

Poster for Hong Kong film The Cat

The guy who directed the infamous live action Riki-Oh movie ended his career on this insane flick about a cat from outer space that does 2 museum heists, suplexes a dog and fights an enormous goo monster. We used to make MOVIES

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Okay but she's lowkey spittin here

I had a vision

much has been said about the "old man" trope and the warped perception of age in tales rpgs but being in your thirties and acting like a senior citizen around 16-year-olds goes crazy sometimes

The box art for Portal, featuring a stick figure diagram of someone falling through a portal.

The box art for Mirror's Edge, featuring its protagonist Faith, a young Asian woman, in front of a white city scape.

There's this influential first person game from the mid-2000s that's a short but very tight experience, isn't gun focused, has unique gameplay mechanics, is all about platforming, only received one massively expanded sequel, and has an ending theme song called "Still Alive."

No wait, there's two.

Screenshot of a tumblr post: aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables" broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.

tumblr is great sometimes

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Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

clay figure, dogu

went to the museum and met the mf who reflects phys

actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:

You know we’re always trying to hunt Gollum, why don’t we try to invite Gollum? We reach out to Gollum and we say “Gollum, you love rings, that’s fantastic, maybe you also love delis” and that’s when we nab him! I’m always thinking of new ideas!

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Old people yelling at young people that they aren't using new technology fast enough. Young people yelling at old people that sex is dirty and sinful. Whole fucking world's on shuffle.

I have it on good authority that the new Mario movie not only continues the first’s subplot about generational trauma, but also touches on themes of the hollow nature of revenge and aimless male frustration leading to the rise of the blackpill movement.

Disco Stu pointing at an exponential graph of Disco Record Sales in the 70s.

Investors looking at Fortnite and Animal Crossing as proxies for the entire game industry c2020

Did you know? Double cheese burger

DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?

I MADE THIS IN DECEMBER. I'M YELLING. I FUCKING CALLED IT LMAOOOOO

an ice cream counter, two flavors being offered are black sesame void (a dark space with two cat eyes peering out of it) and Orange Sherbet, an orange tabby lounging in the container

u can tell a lot about someone by their favorite flavor

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

Well, well, well if it isn't the Slowjob brothers

Lord of the Rings meme gandalf: what do you see? frodo, holding the One Ring, which is decorated with dancing Elvis figures: it's some form of Elvis

I will never apologize for a post

Serial Experiments Lain is about being sad on the computer, The Big O is about being sad in a robot, Texhnolyze is about being sad because your arm got ripped off by a hot mob boss, Digimon is about being sad for reasons that cannot fit in this post. Welcome to the wacky world of Chiaki J. Konaka.

I take it back, the Five Guys logo is peak.

Peralta on the mound with a HOME RUN graphic top left that has the Pirates P logo in the middle

HOMEPRUN

For your feeds and enjoyment: a mid-90s Capcom logo animation I'd never seen before. Plays during the installation program for PC DOS Mega Man X (1995).