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photo of 14.4ml R4U CD with stickers and open coconut

photo of 14.4ml R4U CD with stickers and open coconut

R4U CD + coconut:) in less than 2 weeks i'll be selling these CDs + playing a little set @ mish mash bash in oakland... come say hi !!! πŸ’—

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Celeste
#deadlock #fanart #celeste #art

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rosalina ✨

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Paige 🐰 from Deadlock

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Thompson from 3D Mainichi Modern dressed as the traffic cone from the VLC media player logo. Showing off her bejeweled rings that says "VLC M" (right hand) "EDIA PLAYER" (left hand).

Thompson from 3D Mainichi Modern dressed as the traffic cone from the VLC media player logo. Showing off her bejeweled rings that says "VLC M" (right hand) "EDIA PLAYER" (left hand).

Thompson's new outfit

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my friend ordered one of these and amazon sent him four so i got one. kind of a game changer

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!!!

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

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After the Deferral

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🌻🌻🌻

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shameful allegations. the lebron james of itg would never cheat at a simple (actually its deep as fuck) word game. tell the community to change their starting word next time #freeinformation #fuckdell #jonx#1

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The opening few lines of the 23-page document, which read:

Addressing the Allegations

Hello, good people of the NorCal Wordle Order Discord community (henceforth, NCWO). My name is Zetorux a.k.a. The Former ITG Player Formerly Known as LeBron James of ITG.

On March 23rd, 2026 at 12:32am PT, I posted in the #wordle channel that I had solved Wordle #1738 in 1/6 guesses.

(A screenshot shows jqtran asking "Did zetorux just get wordle in 1" followed by me sharing my score and saying "BOOM WASSUP BITCHES")

Instead of heralding me as their king, the Wordle community responded with skepticism, calling into question my integrity and my honor.

(A bunch of screenshots of the other members accusing me of cheating)

The opening few lines of the 23-page document, which read: Addressing the Allegations Hello, good people of the NorCal Wordle Order Discord community (henceforth, NCWO). My name is Zetorux a.k.a. The Former ITG Player Formerly Known as LeBron James of ITG. On March 23rd, 2026 at 12:32am PT, I posted in the #wordle channel that I had solved Wordle #1738 in 1/6 guesses. (A screenshot shows jqtran asking "Did zetorux just get wordle in 1" followed by me sharing my score and saying "BOOM WASSUP BITCHES") Instead of heralding me as their king, the Wordle community responded with skepticism, calling into question my integrity and my honor. (A bunch of screenshots of the other members accusing me of cheating)

The most entertaining thing going on in my life right now is that I had to fight ~vicious~ Wordle cheating accusations by writing a 23-page document explaining how and why I guessed the words that I did after I one-shotted two puzzles in the span of three days

docs.google.com/document/d/e...

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A picture of pokemon rumble spheal with a text overlay that has been mostly edited out. it says "I can do this" with edited sections between "can do" and after "this" suggesting it once said "I can't do this anymore"

A picture of pokemon rumble spheal with a text overlay that has been mostly edited out. it says "I can do this" with edited sections between "can do" and after "this" suggesting it once said "I can't do this anymore"

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#deadlock cutie

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🩷🩡

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reposting old art on woke.com, heres celeste silver yuri
#deadlock

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ivy deadlock up to no good

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Paradox ⏳
#deadlock#deadlockfanart

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Short comic of Holliday thinking of Silver from Deadlock. Silverbullet

Short comic of Holliday thinking of Silver from Deadlock. Silverbullet

holliday losing the idgaf war.

#deadlock

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mina do you FUCKING MIND

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deadlock patch notes will have like 15 lines of "aoe spirit scaling rescaled from 3.17 to 2.94" and then buried in the middle is 1 line of some ludicrous nonsense like "when Dynamo deals damage he gains stacks of Funky Hotdog which lets him move during his ult"

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a close up of a yellow smiley face with a hand waving . Alt: a yellow smiley face with a hand waving quickly .
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the bluesky experience:

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hiii :3

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sure!! since lowering my graphics settings I haven't had any super bad lag like this but I'd be happy to try any specific optimizations you recommend

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[Hidden King voice] ZOOOOHRANN.... For years you have watched people like yourself suffer under the thumb of this cities corporate elite. SUMMON ME, and I will gift you the power to restore New York to proper harmony....

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Celeste! Youtube speedpaint available as well

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forgiveness bedtime where you go to bed at 6am or later

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✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

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celeste and silver #deadlock #moonshine

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