I must assume this is some sort of ploy to extend Universal’s copyright on the Monsters (TM) universe. But tbh I’m worried about how this will affect the Minions canon, which states they went into exile after Napoleon’s defeat.

They say that about Huey Long too

Bacon wrapped hot dogs and peppers on a grill

Angelenos know the best hot dogs aren’t sold inside the stadium

Those are southwestern ingredients!

Is that in per capita or absolute terms?

That’ll happen when you surround yourself with conservatives

Trump’s approval is a foregone conclusion. Ellison should spend his limited mental energy worrying about AG Rob Bonta’s litigation to stop the merger.

On a lighter note, kudos to this story’s photo editor 😆

I wish Maureen Dowd had redirected her penchant for figurative language into poetry instead of lukewarm political takes

Yeah, and he might change his tune after the midterms. The Rs will have about 2 months to shove his 35-year-old replacement down our throats.

I’ve been thinking of that ice cream barge throughout this whole Iran war debacle. Trump and Hegseth are so desperate for a war (or several) but they have no idea how to run a wartime economy.

They also think that feeding your guests is American nonsense

Tom Toro New Yorker cartoon. Three disheveled kids and an adult sit around a fire in a cave. The adult says “Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.”

Oh my god it’s literally this cartoon

Him dying might be the only way to convince his followers to take a different path

The same people who "not all men!" get really mad if survivors of sexual assault assumed that maybe not all men.

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

He’s probably gonna lose his job because he was more or less a pro-Orban propagandist

It almost hurts to type this, but well done, fifth circuit

You absolutely are not, your anecdotes about your son always make me laugh

That was quick. Mechanical problems?

I think that men who are too sexist to take pink collar jobs should be allowed to starve to death

They can use the set of The Pitt when it’s on hiatus

Our leverage would be the same whether or not Biden issued the pardons he did

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Wut? Did they not predict that Iran would attack them as well?

I’ve lived in a red state and I’d rather chain myself to the earth of California and let every earthquake rattle through me than move back there

I remember when I was a child and Wisconsin’s conservative Supreme Court majority seemed utterly intractable. This gives me hope 🥹

This is some end-of-the-Roman-Empire shit

Reagan

It’s motto is "Delivering Exceptional Services". The city is clearly run by business ghouls who have no idea what it means to be human.

Our snacking lives would be so much richer if half the cookie aisle weren’t occupied by weird Oreo flavors