ho ho ho! I'm a car!
beep beep!
Posts by ππ ππ ππβ!
It's my job, my man.
drinking shampoo
yes
boy
toothpaste
Like what?
What?
Ho ho ho! Like Lesser Dad does!
I don't think I will.
I'm too silly.
No! I'm too doughy!
Meemaw.
Will I turn into Donald the Duck?
Or maybe you sound like an old person!
you just aren't hip.
nah, it's great.
What's an internet?
a music video!
He's watching videos on an iPad he found.
GIRLDAAAAAD
I'm telling Girldad.
Good!
Gasp.
You used the fuck word.
Oh, that's fine!
Nuh uh!
Wow!
My mortal enemy!
Thanks, dad!
BARK BARK!
I don't know, chicken man!