Pet your dogs, everyone, and appreciate that they have no idea what is happening in this fucked up world.

Washington state just passed a law banning law enforcement (including federal ICE agents) from wearing masks or face coverings while on duty. Gov. Bob Ferguson signed it Thursday and it took effect immediately.

Obama will always be the better man.

My daylight savings time take is that I don’t even want to know what time it is

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

This is the way domestic abusers talk to their victims

Guillotines

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

OMG he totally could! With several more chins.

Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

Horrible. Arson attack today at Mississippi’s largest synagogue, on Shabbat, destroyed multiple Torahs and left parts of the building in ruins

Bears!! 🐻🐻

A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

YOU AINT GETTIN A FAIR SHAKE FROM ME!!! I DONT GIVE MUCH OF A SHIT ABOUT GAME'S I JUST WANT TO CHILL OUT WITH PEPOLE I LIKE , SO WATCH YOUR ASS OR IM GONGA LET YOU WIN MOTER FUCKER!!! AND THATS WHAT DA IMAGE SAYS " A EVIL SKELATEN IN A GEAR SAYS THE SAME SHIT " SIKE ILL TYPE IT ALL OUT LMAO "DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME, I WILL LET YOU WIN, YOUR MORE INVESTED THAN I AM, AND I WANT TO MAKE MY FREINDS HAPPY" AND THATS REAL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT DO IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

There is a layer of scum a connective tissue... that connects all the people that populate the Epstein ecosystem

Men of a certain age having little to no sense of self beyond work ... no charisma ... deeply soulless ... empty ... wanting... vacuous

Right?! That is a baby dog and it needs a sweater!!

“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again).

I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”

the Saints have an offensive lineman named William Sherman and I feel like they keep him on the roster just for anti-Atlanta purposes

My friend Kim! She’s the best!!

Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars

Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.

excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

I’m sure he made them create this and give it to him since he didn’t win the Nobel. Piece of shit indeed.

That guy sucks

I love how ... "opposite smart" Joe Rogan is... In the first century they would have branded him and made sure his line could not procreate

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

Still thinking about Lane Kiffin looking in the mirror and wondering

…am I a hoe, though??????