Femininja: I'm watching big bang theory And eating And being high Mr. Jammy: Whatcha eating Femininja: Cheken tenders And French fries Mr. Jammy: From where?? Femininja: Wendy's Mr. Jammy: Oooo
Sexting with @idreamofninja.bsky.social
Hiiiiiiiiii 🥰
A morning beer and a good long hit off the bowl.
It's some of my best work.
Waiting in the cell phone lot at the airport to pick up @fowlflamingo.bsky.social!!!
If anyone can help. I'm really need these things paid today.
Help or share if you can. Every bit helps. Thank you. Share this quoted post. #mutualaid
Please help of your can or just give a boost!
Thank you🥰🥰🥰
Christmas tree with pink ribbon and ornaments
Close up of Christmas tree with pink ribbon and ornaments
I think this is my most beautiful tree ever
Christmas tree with pink ribbon and ornaments
Close up of Christmas tree with pink ribbon and ornaments
I think this is my most beautiful tree ever
So at work today I was taking x-rays of a dog and the dog got scared and peed on the table. Then she wagged her tail. In the pee. And sent it flying everywhere, most notably in my face.
RATM would hate you
I drove 40 minutes to my 11yo nephew's cross country meet and couldn't find the kids anywhere. When I finally did, I was so cranky. Then the kids took off running, and there was my nephew. At the absolute back of the pack, running, smiling, and waving at me. I'm so proud😭
Pumpkin with pearl, silver, and gold thumb tacks in it in a snowflake pattern
Decorating pumpkins at work
Oh just football in general has taught me this lol, nothing in particular tonight
Sometimes I honestly think men are too dramatic and emotional to coach, ref, or announce for football. Like calm down.
Trixie Mattel's laugh gives me life.
Can we talk about how gross the lyrics to Benson Boone's "Mystical Magical" are? The last thing we need is another cis white guy singing about how "once you know" what his love's like, it'll be fucking mystical.
Yup
"Moonbeam ice cream
Taking off your blue jeans
Dancing at the movies"
Wtf is moonbeam ice cream and- dancing at the movies? Are you out of your fucking mind be normal.
"I know you'll come around to me eventually
If you sit back, relax, enjoy my company
My company"🤢
Can we talk about how gross the lyrics to Benson Boone's "Mystical Magical" are? The last thing we need is another cis white guy singing about how "once you know" what his love's like, it'll be fucking mystical.
Long gold chain with pink glass gemstone and gold rose
Been thrifting and antiquing all day. Found this bad girl on eBay. It's MINE NOW.
Long gold chain with pink glass gemstone and gold rose
Been thrifting and antiquing all day. Found this bad girl on eBay. It's MINE NOW.
It killed me dead when I found it🤣
Amazon listing for Moist Diane shampoo and two pink bottles
Can we talk about how there's a shampoo called Moist Diane
Amazon listing for Moist Diane shampoo and two pink bottles
Can we talk about how there's a shampoo called Moist Diane
OHHHHHHHHHHHH LOLOLOL
