got a day off cos of éowyn making landfall hamdullah i love this big girl u can hit me up anytime baby

they're the same picture

working in food service in january is basically edging

watching nucks games core

happy new year to quintin only

the drop

to all the people calling bs on this story: I got my jaw broken in two places during a mugging and refused the ambulance because I couldn't afford it. lived in a house with 8 other people who all said they'd have done the same thing. picture unrelated.

Watched the Warfare trailer and all I can think of is that Frankie Boyle bit - 'Not only will america go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.'

unfortunately,

bars

the way i clowned with this... we got a rush so mad my feet liquefied by the end

only upside to working in storms is that no normie chooses to weather it in spoons except for cheapo lager alkies that subsist on peanuts n bits and get belted three hours in for racist overtures

on a shift w the top champion manbaby in the whole kitchen today and it feels like navigating nuclear sub infested waters at the peak of cold war

horny journalism core

pikachu gets the scratchies

bet the marketing dude that came up w this was fully antonio banderas gif