As someone that spent the early aughts in the same Mudd jeans flares that Kendrick Lamar was wearing this evening, I can 100% guarantee that the back bottom hems of his jeans are caked in dirt and on the verge of shreds.

What a disgusting human.

💙💙💙

I find Mike McDaniel to be one of the most intriguing humans on the planet right now.

Once your brain has decided Piers Morgan is the Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2 it cannot be retrained.

Sometimes I wish I lived in a town where there were still Long John Silvers.

A real travesty that I was home sick today and did not know the JonBenet Ramsey documentary was out.

Me.

My first post is to share what a good decision following the We Love Raccoons account was. This is the joy I need.