I’m thinking of redoing my iPhone Face ID with a yawning face so it will open more often than not.

a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

Just wait for the GOP to make them illegal and ban them. Then we won’t have to worry about buying them anymore

I’m sorry. Have you met the people that make up his base? They’re cut from the same cloth

If you can’t be trusted to be in the situation room, you probably shouldn’t be trusted in the Oval Office.

Pick any one of the insane headlines from the last ten years and stick it in front of any other president in history and I guarantee they all end in the prompt impeachment and swift removal of that president from office.

The way we’ve normalized trumps unhinged rhetoric is astounding.

Pick any one of the insane headlines from the last ten years and stick it in front of any other president in history and I guarantee they all end in the prompt impeachment and swift removal of that president from office.

These two posts were next to each other at the same time on my feed. Incredible.

These two posts were next to each other at the same time on my feed. Incredible.

At this point I expect to see a notification banner pop up on my phone screen reading “Nuclear missile heading toward USA. Tap for more” any day now.

Shocking. The consumers, the ones who actually paid these tariffs, get fucked. Just another day in late stage capitalist America. I fucking hate it here.

Shocking. The consumers, the ones who actually paid these tariffs, get fucked. Just another day in America during late stage capitalism. I fucking hate it here.

Blake Crouch really needs to write a glitch in the matrix novel.
#booksky

Is this upside down word on a hat phase over yet? I feel like it’s overstayed its welcome.

They make ambidextrous baseball gloves. That’s rad.

“Excommunicate? Nobody communicates better than I do, believe me. People are saying I’m the best communicator, perhaps ever. Just the other day somebody said Mr. President, you communicate so well it’s a wonder they haven’t awarded you the Nobel prize for communication”

Hot coffee on a gloomy, dreary Sunday morning is one of life’s peak simple pleasures. 10/10 recommend.

You can’t have a low info president without low info voters. They’re sold as a set.

Trump tells Iran to sign deal with US or ‘the whole country is going to get blown up’ Trump falls back on threats to civil infrastructure over Hormuz closure

Didn’t we just see this movie? My god, this idiot is so exhausting.

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Same old song and dance for ten years. Just claim fake news.

The right trying to demonize Mamdami because his tax returns showed he made a grand from rapping and $130k from politics while trump has made literally $4 BILLION in just this year from grifts he’s pulled while in the White House is willful ignorance. $130k in NYC gets you a 2 bedroom apartment.

Apple needs to fix the typing bug on the new iOS. I can’t fucking type without having to correct half my sentence. Is anyone else having a problem typing lately?

ICE head Todd Lyons planning to leave agency this spring Todd Lyons, the acting head of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, is planning to leave the federal government later this spring.

Getting out while there’s still time for trump to pardon you, huh Lyons?

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Fake ass Catholic Pete Hegseth unknowingly reciting a fictional Bible verse from Pulp Fiction at a Pentagon prayer service is in the top five most embarrassing moments of this regime. Not surprising, but embarrassing just the same.

Absolute buffoons. All of them.

Samuel L. Jackson says a line in Pulp Fiction that, in the movie, is a line from the Bible. Yesterday, Pete Hegseth quoted that line believing it was an actual quote from the Bible. It was not. Quentin Tarantino made it up for the movie.

This regime is a clown show and satire is dead.

The casual “tap for timing” at the end to see when the world may for me today is sending me 💀

I don’t think enough Republican voters realize we’re not trying to get them to vote Democrat so much as we’re just trying to convince them to drop their support for trump. We’re not trying to make you vote blue. We’re trying to tell you that trump ain’t the answer.

If I hear one more right wing political influencer say trump depicting himself as Jesus crossed a line while he has been lighting the constitution on fire every single day since day 1, I’m gonna LOSE 👏🏻 MY 👏🏻 MIND 👏🏻

I don’t think I’ve received a shipment from USPS in the past year that arrived on time. It’s taken over two days now for a package to get here from three hours away. They’re getting as bad as UPS with efficiency.

Finally got my hands on a grande #LavaLamp. It’s still a bit cloudy. I’m hoping cycling it a few more times clears it up because I’m not trying to crack this behemoth open to filter it.

I wish we wound get a dark, disturbing Carnage movie. The symbiotic relationship of Venom with the insane, burn it all down mentality of the Joker. Just a rad character.