You melt my heart like all this mozzarella on this pizza. *And thank you for the pizza.

There's no crying in baseball...unless your brother catches a ball FOR you.
*ok I'm crying again.

Donald Trump is the most hated man on Earth!

Retweet if you believe this to be true!

A scallion is just so bougie~
Said the old white onion.

I'm very inclusive, I like all kinds of cookies. I do not descriminate.

I like first ladies that don't need a press conference to deny being part of a sex trafficking ring.

Listen Bluesky I want to disappear for a bit too. I get it.

Pulls plug on Bluesky, waits for 30 seconds, plugs it back in...
*Still nothing

Bluesky down.
*This is a test of your weekly network checking visibility.

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That one post of yours made me laugh outloud!
*Just for that I'm going to follow you.

Isn't it easier to bring her in as a private citizen? Bring her in. Contempt.

Adds Iran Lego movies to Bingo card.
*This is fun.

Should be part of his next test.

Adding...
I am a doctor, a red cross doctor to my BINGO card.

People who check plates and bowls for lead=good.

People who report that on the internet =great.

Store that sells leaded dishes= not good, Home Goods.

Or be a paid Maga backer!!!!

Imagine having the gall to say you're depicting yourself as a doctor; a red cross doctor ~when all you are is just a simple McDonald's hamburgler.

Lighting bolt, come do your thing.

Reminder to Frumpy: the internet is forever. Take down any amount of your Truth Social posts, we'll keep the receipts.

If there were any chance of heaven at all...attacking the Pope of all people will put you on a fast track Straight to hell.
*That's just my take.

Awww...thank you

My birthday just passed. I'm older than dirt. I'm ok with that. There's a drink and piece of cake for me.
Life, just now made better.

Contemplating which streaming services I have to cancel so I can watch baseball and not go broke.

Hey don't bother me, I'm watching the re-entry/splashdown of Artemis II, *also I'm reliving my childhood from the first moon landing.

So cute one of my favorites.

I'm currently chilling the champagne, I've got a feeling.

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Cue the white coats, Grandpa is currently on an excursion.
*frontal temperol lobe trip