I think we all know Castro Supreme.

😭 im saying. Like calm down man. You’ll get there.

Why do cut guys jerk off like their dicks owe them money? You’re gonna get blisters. 😭

At least flip a table or something on the way out.

Did anyone else have their eternal sunshine cover art randomly change to this one day?

Listen to men I’m a wise sage: fiber makes your stomach flat, protein makes your ass fat.

Molly… you’re in danger girl.

Public school.

Free willy movie poster

When I see a cock cage…

And I’m off for the next two days.

Tik Tok videos that stay in my head:
1. Who’s Gia and why is her name in your phone?
2. People are naming kids, not adults.
3. It’s not the internet anymore, it’s social media.
4. This generation is the worst generation of psychics.

Donald Trump having a one sided feud with the pope is funny because that man doesn’t have a religious bone in his body.

My bf: “okay we’re gonna take a [auditory processing disorder kicks in] picture now.
My bf: [runs to me]
Me: “a what picture?”
My bf: “THIS!”

We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

Every time I have a day off, I come back to chaos in the workplace.

Are we back?

Porn captions are either:
1. Incestuous.
2. Written by “dom top alpha.”
3. About cheating with their girlfriend’s brother.
4. Racist.

Need this shirt.

Late to the party but FLO!!!

Reposting AI porn as if there isn’t a plethora of real men to jerk off to.

Yeah, after this charmed rewatch I’m going straight to Buffy.

Laurie Metcalf won an Emmy for this and she deserved it.

The cum trees are cumming today. It’s way too fragrant outside.

Those accounts that add inspirational quotes to anime screencaps and its stuff the character didn’t say.

Why I’m getting followers from Brazil on Instagram all of a sudden is beyond me.

I’m just tapping through iG stories and there’s three ads after every person.

Am I the only one tired of being bombarded with ads?

Good morning!

Fighting the urge to go to sleep because that means I have less free time.

Things I’m mad about today part three:
1. All Meowth now standing on two legs.
2. The Phoebe-centric season of Charmed.
3. Rocky Ridges ash.
4. Trump.
5. Buffy reboot cancellation.
6. Lizzie McGuire reboot cancellation.
7. Potholes.
8. People that lack situational awareness.

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