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Posts by GoTeamMegan

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

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Oh I had this problem 2-3 years ago when I was working with high school interns that I incorrectly assumed were college interns. I was so concerned I met with their advisor. 2 mins into that meeting I was like… ok so actually these kids are exemplary thank you for being such a great mentor.

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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

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People can do amazing things!

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I get sick in the car

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Because otherwise I’d have some concerns and message you privately

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“Mom, you’re the teenager”
Me “wait why”
Kid “because you have the look of a teenager”
Me 😎

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Please be talking about astronauts

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I assume this is Artemis iI

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Right?!?

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Bluey CHRISTINE Heeler would like a word with them

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Well my kid is 8 lol

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I love my child and my child loves rice but I do not love vacuuming- what do?

Yes, we’ve tried “not making a mess” and using a tray

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I love that glass with all my heart

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The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

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Cutbacks, they said

Cutbacks, they said

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(below an image of Pedro Pascal) “I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” - Pedro Pascal

(below an image of Pedro Pascal) “I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” - Pedro Pascal

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I’m just going to say it plain:

Donald Trump ruined lives, and MILLIONS of people in all 50 states hate what he’s doing to this country.

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Watching my kid watch a YouTube video of someone else playing powerwash simulator.

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Fake Truth Social post by Megatron, whose handle is @realDecepticonLeader: "I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected Sharkticon, Gnaw, will become the Decepticon Secretary of Human Supression (DHS) effective March 31. The current Secretary, Shockwave, has served us well despite many Totally Unfair and Mean Attacks by the Autobots (or as I call them, the Go-Bots) and their leader Floptimus Prime and his friends at the Fake Cartoon Network. Shockwave is moving to a new role at the Decepticon Bureau of Human Liquefication that we will be announcing on Saturday at the Waffle House in Perry, Florida."

Fake Truth Social post by Megatron, whose handle is @realDecepticonLeader: "I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected Sharkticon, Gnaw, will become the Decepticon Secretary of Human Supression (DHS) effective March 31. The current Secretary, Shockwave, has served us well despite many Totally Unfair and Mean Attacks by the Autobots (or as I call them, the Go-Bots) and their leader Floptimus Prime and his friends at the Fake Cartoon Network. Shockwave is moving to a new role at the Decepticon Bureau of Human Liquefication that we will be announcing on Saturday at the Waffle House in Perry, Florida."

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Me on every work call with other teams:

*googling - is table stakes mvp or blue sky
*out loud - as I’ve stated numerous times the issue could be solved with adequate resourcing
*to self - why don’t these people have imposter syndrome

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I feel this

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Despicable Me ended in time for benito bowl!

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And now we are watching despicable me

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Me explaining football to Jack:

“So they flip a coin to decide something. I think it’s who does something first. I’m not really sure what it means. But that old man is the football player who’s name I know it’s Joe”

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As Seattle comes out onto the field the kid asks the all important question …“can we watch Despicable Me?”

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Line from Henry to Indy as he’s doing what Elsa did that killed her…

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Wait.

Did “let it go” from Frozen come from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’s ending?

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I'm seeing this reposted by journalism professors

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Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

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