every song is in 4/4 if you don't count it like a nerd

o próximo paulistano que me chamar de sereia depois de descobrir que eu sou do litoral eu vou afogar com vontade no meio do canal do estuário

oh, wonderful! that's just great then 💕

oh, nice! hope you didn't get too bad of a hangover :p

yes, this has been my new year resolution for like four years in a row but, hey, at least my ass has never looked this good

my new year resolution for 2025 is to have an even fatter ass and maybe a boyfriend or two

I made a pulled pork, spinach, and frescal cheese lasagna alongside a chickpea salad with some parmesan sauce at my grandma's place!

then we came back home to stay with our pets, as they really dislike fireworks

how about you?

yeag it's actually brazil's oficial fish (another true fact btw)

happy new year, sev!!! 💜✨

did you know? it's not a REAL capybara unless it comes from the capybara region of brazil

follow me for more true facts

can someone please explain to laura that she can't watch me shove prog up my ass

E aí galera quem vai descabelar o palhaço na virada do ano hein????

lmaooo

I'm not a cat tho 😭😭🥹

bsky really feels like old twitter 2.0 cause every post makes me feel like I'm screaming into an even bigger, emptier void

que agonia que me dá essas propagandas de produtos de beleza com pessoas encostando a ponta do conta-gotas na cara

I need at least three different kinds of facial right now

yeag

I need a boyfriend

if you ever see me with a pointy mustache man this tweet gives you explicit permission to kill me on the spot no questions asked

nuh-huh

oh no the chasers found their way to bsky 😞

White background. Text in multiple different fonts with two curvy line Trans flags and two black and white scissors on the bottom I am a Transgender Woman With a Cock & balls I want to Cut off

Gonna start making some of the most atrocious tshirts you've ever seen

oi bsky!!!

hiii

I see you

I grew up on these streets

yeah, I tried updating it earlier this week and I think there was some problem during the upload which I only realised today lol

I, as a beautiful Brazilian, am against it because big dick make my horny go brrrrrr