Weird how seemingly everyone in and around power has some kind of investing connection to Epstein, I'm sure it's just a coincidence

This guy was installed by president trump

Ah well, nevertheless.

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

what I imagine will happen when I send a message around asking if anyone fancies a pint

Same. A gang of rooks did something to me today that I can only describe as "cartoon hijinks."

One ran by, begged my crew not to kill him, and we were like "we're cool, have a good one." Then after we ran past, he and a group of like 5 of them fell on us like raptors, laughing.

game of the year.

On a piece of lined paper, a handwritten note reads: "Hi, IRS, Just let me know how many taxes I owe and I will Venmo you. Thanks, Abby :)"

Sending in my taxes

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

BTW the people who spent the last few years advocating for Palestine were clearly 100% right that normalizing war crimes and genocide there would just increase the likelihood of inhumane actions elsewhere. Just saying.

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

How many years did Donald Trump spend bitching about the $1.7bn Obama released to Iran in the nuclear deal?

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

Winning.

UK needs to 'create alternative alliance to NATO with EU' as Trump is 'unpredictable' YouTube video by Sky News

Build council homes.

Bring in rent controls.

Time to end Rip off Britain.

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Remove. Him. From. Office.

One of the most brazenly corrupt events in history will take place tomorrow when Jared Kushner represents the U.S. in critical negotiations with Iran to end the war while he accepts millions in fees (and billions in investments) from the Saudi gov’t which has been lobbying Trump to continue the war

It's cool how guys who were once Trump's most prominent supporters are now talking about him like they're in a VH1 Behind the Music special about Stone Temple Pilots

Trump just posted a graphic video of a woman being beaten to death with a hammer

Trump Admin Really Wants You to Know About Its Cool Secret Agent Gadgets But are they real?

What are the odds these gadgets are even real?

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago."
If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

Breaking: Trump orders the dismantling of the US Forest Service.

All regional offices are being shut down and the research program destroyed.

To cap off his first 100 days in office, Mayor Zohran Mamdani walked the full 6 miles home from New York City Hall last night — greeting New Yorkers along the way. 🍎

The Iran war increasingly looks not only like another shocking humiliation, but perhaps the greatest strategic blunder in American military history.

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Ooooh I know this one!

Walking around the flat going ‘I’ve got a cold by the way, not that any of you lot give a shit’ (I live alone)

Don’t recall the crucifixion being this lighthearted

Another two weeks. Again.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?