Ryan Gosling, 2014 and 2017 dreamboat of the year, smiling

Penitent stare that just makes you swoon

Hmm, you say Bluey is for children? Even though in one episode Bluey learns the importance of going to sleep at a reasonable hour which is a problem many adults struggle with. Interesting.

Really like the copy+pasted "weed_leaf(transparent).png" flower crown.

Looking forward to some gut-busting laughs. Maybe they'll call this part of the movie "Mid-Stoner!"

“Another way to look at this is that billionaires have joined a war on professional administrative class of public servants precisely because of their proximity to formal mechanisms of accountability.”

That part! Everything from documentation to compliance mechanisms to whistleblowing is a threat.

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

There’s a reason Republicans don’t constantly shit on their own voters and that’s because it is an abysmal strategy for winning elections

And I said, "Wait a second, I know the synthesizer Why don't I use the synthesizer which is the sound of the future?" - "Giorgio by Moroder" Daft Punk

Learned as much from Giorgio Moroder via Daft Punk

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Opening an incognito window and searching "What are some normal things to do on the weekend"

my autistic friends ending the zoom call

Classic

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

It’s the freakin weekend

Kash Patel’s Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job The FBI director has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

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George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

Exactly one year ago today:

Just don't hit the same with out the "bay-beeee" at the end.

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it

"Dumplings With Peas"
"Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

It takes 10,000 hours of walking 10,000 per day steps to reach expert level health. Bonus points if you do it in the land of 10,000 lakes.

Very funny to do the "I'm just a brave truth teller who sees how things *really* work 😏" shtick and then turn around and be like,

"What do you mean people are using my words for their own purposes? That's now how it's supposed to work!"

It's the lolcow phenomenon, but with someone who stands to gain fistfuls of dollars by risking closer and closer encounters with death live on camera.

Just a real "what are we even doing" moment for everyone involved.

This is basically what is constantly happening in outer space, just on a timescale of millions / billions of years.

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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I Am Jesus Christ is $13.49 on Steam buff.ly/afCmlCl

A meme of a hairless rat named Neil on a grey floor sitting in front of a rainbow piano or xylophone or something. The text at the bottom says “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006”

happy neil banging out the tunes day to all who celebrate