not only is this kid learning to be a loser, he just got green ninteeeeeeeen brain rot

It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.

same people, same assholes, same bad drivers that are in a rush to get everywhere when they’re actually not, same everything. you were once great for growing up, but it just isn’t it anymore.

😢😢😢

As a Jets fan watching Geno Smith and Sam Darnold playing against each other and throwing darts in a shootout is like finding out the farm upstate where your parents sent your family pets is actually real and there’s a link to a livestream

in suffolk nonetheless. and those guys get paid 6 figures after like five years. ridiculous pay to commit crimes

i’m upset about never getting to see rafa at roland garros but happy that i got to see him at BJK in 2013 when he won the us open. will be teary-eyed watching this upcoming doc 😭

thank you, ubs arena bathroom, for this inspiring steph curry quote while some guy is taking a massive dump a few feet away

Today felt like a good day to announce we are on Bluesky! Oh and...

i’m sure most can attest to this but…i’m tired of working with dingbats. ughhhhhhhhhh

Hope his ambulance was in network

Sad news: Legendary St. John’s coach Lou Carnesecca died today, Rick Pitino announced on Twitter. Carnesecca was 99 and one of the most important coaches in Big East history. College hoops became huge in the 1980s and so did his St. John’s teams, when the Big East ascended in the sport.

best way to spend a friday night: getting high and listening to philip oakey’s voice

there could be a reality of aaron glenn/ben johnson leaving detroit if they get to the Super Bowl and can be candidates for HC job/jets tanking but even then, after too many years of being a miserable jet fan and knowing them far too well, they’ll fight their way to a 6-7 win season.

Great band name,,,
YEAH BOY GEORGE HARRISON FORD COPPOLA

same here. well, it was really the propaganda and paid check mark bs but either or, so happy to be talking to ya again man

i forgot what it felt like to interact with real people on socials and not having “hwkabfixst459000” requesting to follow me.

One huge reason:

Non-chronological being the default made it useless for sports, and whether non-sports people ever realized it or not, sports were what MADE Twitter in the first place.

god damn does this feel nice.

last three birthday power rankings:

25th: absolute dog water, worked in a prison aka a cubicle
26th: par for the course
27th absolutely elite

please grow this site to crazy heights...i'm begging everyone