happy mothers day to the best mom ever 👍

// its like two parrots spouting shit at each other

// the demon on my shoulder

// everytime me and paws are together i need to devolve to my worst form of humor

i need to bend over suddenly

( 😳 )

ABRA -
CA -
STABRA!

// rip tom you would have loved bo burnhams inside album /silly

// its time

// may get slow btw work is picking up but im having fun ♡

// im sorry something evil possesses me when i log into an eddsworld account

don't donwgrade me from bae to fam

dude. don't say that man

wh

doing it right now

i'm whatever is funniest at the time

bend over and i'll grab it

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⠀where's⠀your⠀tiara .
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alright well someone is lying here

i'm also a pretty fucking princess so jot that down

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⠀did⠀two⠀grown⠀ass
⠀men⠀just⠀fight⠀over
⠀mermaids⠀and⠀fairies
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i'm a secret third option

not even close

DID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR WHEN I SAID I WAS A SIREN IN DISGUISE ? ! ? OPEN YOUR EAAAAAARS, DUDE ! !

I'D BE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT MY SECRET TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS, JACKASS ! !

i'm so fucking pissed i'm going to drink twelve bottles of smirnoff so i'm not pissed anymore

// read this argument to the same tune as the two guys arguing about the wicked witch

I HOPE A HUMAN TRAPS YOU AND TEARS OFF YOUR FUCKING FAIRY WINGS. FUCK.

because it's UNICORNS AND FAIRIES. i only read about MERMAIDS.

MERMAIDS DON'T NEED TESCO, IDIOT. THEY HUNT, LIKE COOL FUCKING CREATURES.

NEVER SEEN A FAIRY HUNT A SHARK.

fucking UNICORNS. unbelievable