With Phelan and Bondi out while Hegseth and Patel remain, many cabinet members think the way to keep their jobs is to start hitting the bottle.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

And speaking of philthy, Flyers & Gritty about to win Derby de La Pennsylvania?

Damn sportswashers-Cinci and Toronto-philthy also cray

"it's okay for sick people to die" is an interesting thing to hear from the secretary of ... uh .. health and human services

Metro v DCUnts went nuts huh?

I’d rather be dead than watch Burnley-cunts

Liam Rosenior joined Chelsea on 6 January 2026. He signed a contract with the club that takes him through to 2032 for approximately £4 million a season.

TWENTY THIRTY TWO!

Hands up who wants a go as Chelsea manager for a few weeks of a monster contract and a payday? It's not a bad gig really.

LMFAO

DC statehood yesterday

Is this about the Mets, Tottenham Hotspur, or the GOP's performance in special elections?

😢

Damn late collapse from Como away to Inter means no Coppa Italia final for them

On one hand, I want Liam Rosenior to stay there forever because those cunts have become hilariously awful under him

But on the other, I’d laugh if he’s fired after this…after he came in as the most arrogant twat in the league by a mile

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

future generations will need a series of textbooks just to explainhow this dumb question became a litmus test because these fascists were so stupid and their leader so far up his own arsehole that they couldnt even just lie about what they thought to get into power

😔

Meh

Knicks in 5 I guess

Fuck me

That wasn’t the shot

I hate this

Please don’t do this, Knicks

Jesus 🐈

All this sports gambling nonsense gonna eventually drive me insane

Mikal at the death

Time for me to get a halftime ice cream I suspect

CJ annoying af

Shamwow 😔

We just gonna ignore Daniels tried to grab Jalen’s junk just before that?