Ergh #nufc

From the list of players that are considered our best, Gordon would be first to leave for me and if it’s for big money to someone outside the Prem? Makes a lot of sense to sell.

I thought that after his presser on Friday. Suddenly Hopkinson’s earlier comments on Howe’s future made more sense with how EH was talking. Everyone jumped on the Hopkinson interview as if the club were considering ditching Howe but no one looked at it from the angle that Howe himself may want to go

That’s mint that mate 👌🏽

The irony 😂

Barcelona to get six goals deducted from tonight's game for using comic sans on their jerseys #nufc

The 2nd half
#nufc

8 minutes added on? #nufc

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Get that lass to a toilet asap

And NEW unofficial champions* of the world it’s #nufc

*based on a boxing bout style title belt system.

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⚫️⚪️ Kieran Trippier, Dan Burn and Joelinton have been absolute monsters for Newcastle tonight.

🧤 Credit to Aaron Ramsdale too because he’s been brilliant in goal and has made three or four massive saves.

👏🏻 That is a fantastic win and one that is thoroughly deserved.

#NUFC

YOU'VE SEEN UNITED NOW FUCK OFF HOME 🐕

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Also special mention for Joelinton. What a machine he was tonight. #NUFC

Same

No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.

I’m frantically trying to work out if it could be anything else 😅

Van Dijk is hilarious to watch when things aren’t going 100% his way. When he fluffs a pass or touch he looks around and roars at any close teammate as if it’s their fault for not teleporting to the destination of his miscontrol.

Yeah I remember it. That felt a bit awkward too as I recall.

I feel like I’ve lived Howe’s current life on Football Manager so many times. Switching player roles, changing shapes, tweaking instructions. Just hoping the correct formula just falls into your lap.

The whole team feels jaded at the minute. With the relentless schedule it drains you mentally as well as physically. I feel jaded supporting them never mind actually playing the games.

He has just had a bairn too. Could be all sorts going on that we don’t know about tbh.

Qarabag, Chelsea and Spurs as a possible route to the final, you say?

Watched it last night. Thought it was class.

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That’s a terrible idea.

Hear hear

Worth remembering that #nufc entered this year’s Champions League as a pot 4 team with tougher fixtures than other English clubs and are currently sat 7th. The other pot 4 sides are Galatasaray in 17th, Qarabag 18th, Monaco 21st, Athletic Club 23rd, Copenhagen 26th, Pafos 30th and Kairat 36th.