Delightfully devilish, Max!

Godzilla in cool shades against a sunset sky. Subtitle: That wasn’t very neuroaffirming of you.

I still periodically wonder why they allowed Veronica Mars, a high school girl, to briefly date a police officer. 21 years later.

Ditto in a bathtub, relaxing.

Took a bath yesterday.

The chef Pokémon is holding a cookout on Bleak Beach to celebrate the pollution being cleaned away.

We're calling it Greedent's Clearwater Revival.

The poster for Douglas Sirk's Imitation of Life, but it says Imitation of Crab. (It's a 1950s era movie poster with people looking glamourous in that 65 years ago way)

Black and white Robert Downey Jr. informing us about Imitation Crab: "it is a product that uses fish meat to imitate shellfish meat."

I've been doing some research and this is what I turned up.

His appointment to Grand Vizier has really gone to his head.

Gordon Ramsay looking down, with very heavily overlaid text saying "Delicious Finally, some good fucking cinema candy bar film tie-in merchandise"

Me at the concession stand before Project Hail Mary.

Wagner Moura in The Secret Agent. Subtitles read: I am not a violent person. But this man … I’d kill him with a hammer.

E.T. (1982)

They’ve got a voice actress playing you now?

Please note that the views of Grampa Simpson do not necessarily reflect those of anyone here at DoenauCorp.

A still from the end of Wario World. Wario faces a Spriteling, a goober who has branches wrapped around his head and wrists. A dialogue box says “You did it! You defeated all the evil monsters! Everything will be all right now!”

Would that it were so simple, Spriteling.

The Shawshank Redemption poster, with Tim Robbins' back to the camera, bathing in the rain. The text has been modified to read THE BOO$TER GOLD REDEMPTION.

Currently praying for this.

Worse: I reflected upon my complaint and realised that I may well be wrong and I have to consult the archives.

Actual thought I just caught myself having: "I have no one to complain to about Spider-Man."

Here are my official stances on things:

Ultimate Spider-Man: Good, yes, thank you.
Ultimate X-Men: I certainly read 24 of these.

The silhouette of a man in a Spider suit is at the cash register of a Japanese restaurant. Shadowy figure: Hello. I have a pickup. For Mr. Mann. Mr. S. Mann.

Before I am forcibly ejected from comics world for reasons beyond my control, I will say that I read … several … issues of things on the weekend and enjoyed them. Mostly.

Three figures from the TMNT x Godzilla range: Leo x Godzilla Raph x Mikey x King Ghidorah

These guys live with me now. That’s true romance.

No price is too high for quality Ghostbusters merchandise.*

*This may not be 100% accurate.

Elderly Marge talking to Homer in bed: You know, Wuthering Heights turned into a hard-core sex movie so gradually I didn’t even notice.

Frame #59750 from S03 -E07 - Giant Lobster-627717

My favourite thing whenever new Muppet material comes out is people trotting out their deepest beliefs about the Muppets.

Every time I think "wow, their conception of the Muppets could not be any more wrong."

Review headline: A BETTER LIFE By Lionel Shriver - Release Date: Feb. 10, 2026 Her worst book, by a wide margin.

We need to not talk about Lionel, unless we're framing it like this.

Mouser from Super Mario Bros 2: he is a big grey mouse with pink shoes, pink gloves, and cool black sunglasses.

Marty Supreme (2025)

De Niro as Murray Franklin: Let me get this straight: you think Wicked: For Good getting zero nominations is funny? Phoenix as Arthur Fleck: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Principal Skinner lecturing the school bullies: Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny: right now Jon M. Chu is at home crying like a little girl.

I also made these in honour of For Good.

Two panels: Panel One: Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica Atreides in Dune saying "Use the Voice." Panel Two: Elle Fanning as Rachel Kemp in Sentimental Value. You know what voice she's going to use.

PANEL 1: It's WW2 and two officers are talking outside a tent. OFFICER 1: "This message--it was from eighty years in the future. It said that if we take this bridge from the Nazis, we'll win the war--" PANEL 2: The officers move to enter the command tent. OFFICER 1: "--but that in eighty years, WOKE IDEOLOGY will take over, and plus there's pronouns." OFFICER 2: "This future brainiac let on what the hell that means IN ENGLISH?" PANEL 3: Officer 1 pours a bottle of liquor into Officer 2's cup. OFFICER 1: "That 'future brainiac is my great-grandson-to-be. Apparently by 2023, there's no more Nintendo 64 Christmas Mornings." OFFICER 2: "Sixty-Four Nintendos..." PANEL 4: Officer 2 drinks from the cup. OFFICER 2: "And all on CHRISTMAS. Imagine that." PANEL 5: Officer 1 fishes his cigarettesx from his pocket. OFFICER 1: "Honestly? I still think we should take the bridge. FUCK IT." OFFICER 2: "Sixty-THREE Nintendos is still a lot of Nintendos." PANEL 6: Officer 1, close up, popping a cigarette into his mouth. OFFICER 1: "He did say they will have had Goldeneye 64." OFFICER 2 (off-panel): Oh NOW we're talkin'!"

the temporal front of the culture war

Part of a page from Avengers #34. Kang is in the background, Storm is in the foreground. Hyperion is on the right but his part in the page is separate to this. Kang: What is the meaning of this? Storm: What is the meaning of anything, Kang?

A picture of the White House Instagram. RFK stands in shadows behind with the words WE ARE ENDING THE WAR ON PROTEIN