Will probably start posting again

Hi Bluesky

My reaction after every battle in invincible

Ppl have been trying to get me to watch this anime for 10 years now

Mic = microphone
Mike = Michaelphone

Who are these ppl

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

Darth Kendrick had a good night

Thank you !

Yeah we were where mutuals on there

Ska tune network was one of the first accounts that I followed on TikTok. They’re constantly and consistently putting out Gold and I get physically mad that they are not being handed at least 12 Grammys a year.

I think about this all the time

15 second demo

Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.

A man says "I'd like to buy this candy bar, please to a store clerk. The man lays three, bleeding severed fingers on the counter." The clerk says "uh, that candy bar doesn't cost three severed fingers." The customer says "sorry, sorry, here's more fingers." He dumps a few more fingers on the counter much to the clerk's dismay.

Currently revisiting empire empire’s entire catalogue incredible band

Fuck it I’m rewatching jujutsu kaisen

Yo where all the diy bands/artist at?

Will probably start posting on YouTube no promises though

It’s so annoying listening to Trump cultists who have spent most of their career attacking autistic people suddenly act like we should be thoughtful and patient with autistic people when they’re throwing a Nazi salute. Oh so now you’re against ableism? Not to mention the use of “ass burgers”.

That’s insane tbh

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).

You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

a convicted felon getting sworn in today is crazy work.

This only proves that the justice system cares nothing about justice but instead it is a system that punishes you for not having enough money to feed it.

Similar to how capitalism punishes your lack of participation in it with a slow death.

Gonna try to use this more

Who tf is this ???

Would be pretty cool ngl

Testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing, testing... TESTING! TEST! TEST! Aaaahhh DO YOU READ?!