All three nights we’ve been in Paris we’ve fallen asleep to a combo of Anora and The Substance on French TV and honestly it’s sublime

“Wine is in the manhole covers. Wine is in the trees. It’s everywhere.” - @taylorrsmith.bsky.social living her best life in Paris

Watching someone work to stow a pizza box in the overhead compartment. I’ll miss you Rome!

A week out from vacation. You know what that means! Time to download a bunch of stuff I’ll never need!

Absolutely crazy how much of Sex and the City is about smoking cigarettes

“I’m microdosing rhinoplasty”-wife

“We HAVE to go to Twin Peaks together! I can’t go alone and I need to see what’s going on in there. Are the severed? I have to free them! The women, not the breasts.” - @taylorrsmith.bsky.social

Something weird about being a homeowner. All this responsibility, but I also have a garage full of SpaghettiOs.

Super Bowl champion Kenny Pickett

Celebrity Jeopardy is already the show of the year. It brings me such joy

When will Beyoncé collab with Tom Waits??

Can’t even sneak it in! Thank goodness the #Falcons have Bijan

The world is a dark and scary place, but any time Michael Penix throws an interception I feel a little better.

It’s Christmas time again, and again I have to say I absolutely love Bob Newhart and Ed Asner in #Elf

My guy really put his whole Elvis Preslussy into this one

Me reading about how bedazzled clothes are the new trend

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window .

Watching #WSU vs #OSU

Yes, I know Skyrim is NOT actually a cozy game. 🙄 For the tenth time already guys. No it’s not because I don’t know what a comfort game is. But with mods you can fight not a damned thing. And you can build houses, fish, collect, wed, and adopt. Huh, sounds like a COZY GAME to me.

No greater heartbreak than ripping your pants

The Ring app during power outages is a new type of Hell I wasn’t totally ready for

Alright the amount of domestic vacations on #RHOSLC is starting to feel really weird

It’s kinda crazy how ineffectual the Seahawks offense has been ALL SEASON

This is a John Mateer appreciation account. #WSU

Is it like some sort of rule that all service academies have to run the triple option?

All of us are like we are driving a new car and trying to work out how to work the radio, aircon, lights and wipers. #newskies.

Still of Dana Carrey as Garth from Wayne’s World saying “he does this every Friday.”

He does this every Friday.

Not a lot of people here yet so I feel comfortable saying this - if you pull a shopping cart instead of pushing you belong in jail

Fellow Washingtonians out here!

Ah yes a new Twitter replacement! Can this one do what Threads wasn’t able to? Only time will tell!