Best part of con hookup chats is that just by idling, you can learn A: who you shouldn’t fuck, and B: who shouldn’t be allowed to fuck at all.
Lurking might not get you laid, but it’ll keep you safer.

Smooth is gooood. C’mere, kitten~

They can watch all they want, long as they wait their turn~

“I know you’re horny, kid. And I know you mean well.
But you’ve been doing this all wrong.
So just sit back and watch for a while.
I’m gonna fuck your girlfriend the way *she* likes it.”

What, made a place for an eager sniffer?
Aaaall the time. Fancy a go?~

Be selective and committed when you’re horny.
Don’t settle just to get laid.

No false idolatry here.
Worship at length.
…and at girth.

Sometimes those ten minutes in the office are an important ten minutes. #fcf

Not already a con standard for you?
Color me surprised.

…Morning sickness?

Not always a problem, per se~ #whoops

Artist challenge: stop making ‘dad’ types bigger and hairier. It’s a hazard, not a goal.

“Pent up” isn’t a thing for me.
The longer I go without, the more desire fades.
So if you want the good stuff, help Wolfy practice every day.
Nobody ever regrets it.

Being old enough that your friends have kids in college can lead to some Occasional Perks.

Seems like he picked the perfect place for that sort of candid admission.

Easy fix though, if anyone’s around~

You rang, kiddo?

Only wife we need is the one we can borrow for a little while. Good fox~

Could use a paint job. Nice thick coat of glossy white~

Might be a stink into mold into moss thing, too. You know how hyenas can get.

Whoops. Almost didn’t see you down there, little buddy.

“Your uncle, though…”

*fistbump*

Biiig smoosh

Seems more like San FranCrisco sometimes.

Mashed together @inksatyr.bsky.social and @cumdump.dog for a little bit and ended up creating Quantum Stink

How about you just lift those lickable feet up by my ears and try to relax?~

Many events, even~

After a long night out and a slow morning, the Horny Stink is potent. I’d give a musk lover a throb from five feet away.

Very satisfying to bring a friend to a party and link some social circles.
Sometimes that makes an evening worth it just on its own.