guy who thinks his sneaky link is about to explain "fuck buddy" to mom who hates him

idk if yall interpreted it this way but i’m getting the sense that shane and ilya might be into each other?? i can’t really tell tho i might be reading into it too much

there was no extra banana in that shit

so bad!! i saw the way the liquid moved in the cup and was like this is supposed to be a smoothie right? right?

also is it just me or did scott being implied to know about shane and ilya just not really go anywhere

i would not have been so patient scott was real dedicated to keep drinking kips yucky purple water

there is no sign of extra banana. it looks like shitty juice

re heated rivalry ep 3: u can tell it was real love at first sight because if i had been served that watery ass smoothie i would not have gone back

i want to squeeze them until they pop

so i finished watching my canadian government mandated homosexuality

watching heated rivalry finally

dont get any on my sketchbook pls

marker drawing of dan as the demon angel thing from the phantasy calendar

i drew demon dan 😇

as eric adams might say, new york is the kampala of america

we got the dnp smosh mouth double feature on mondays let’s goooooo

dream guest on my phodcast

dan and phil amiright

does anyone wanna talk about tornado

i go to class for like 2 hours and markiplier gets married

just info dumped about the ef5 drought on a classmate for like 2 min and i don’t think he cared that much im so embarrassed

yall there was an ef5 tornado!!! this is massive (im not celebrating violent tornado im just a weather nerd)

daddy long legs are a whole nother thing to me. but they’re also not spiders

btw the one in that pic was like 3 inches across. big as fuck bugs

they’re gen pretty chill and only live a few days and eat little bugs but still they’re SO CREEPY

big cranefly up by the ceiling

this one wouldn’t stop staring at me last night

btw one of them is still in there somewhere i caught the other this morning

my suffering is ONGOING because they will not come down from the CEILING

another problem is even if i successfully hit them with a shoe (my ceilings are weirdly high so unlikely) i have to deal w like 3 inch bug corpses

craneflies are perfectly nice but i do not like them in my room. i am considering violence despite them posing no threat to my physical wellbeing

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