There are people who DoorDash a $14 coffee and then there's me, who can't rationalize spending $5 on food at McDonald's so I don't eat

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Three days in seven games had me double take lol

My 2.5 month old baby smiles when he shits in his pants, I wonder if this SKC team smiles after these losses 🤔

This team has absolutely no ability to connect passes in the attacking third and it has been this way for too damn long. Can't blame it on Vermes anymore.

Or Blorian has got to be thinking with his agent how to get out of his pre-signed summer contract to join SKC lmao

Having also attended a wedding where this happened, unless otherwise instructed, I would definitely stand and have others follow the lead

I really hope #SKC rolls out of halftime with a 6-2-2 formation or something similar. Park the damn bus and prevent us from getting absolutely obliterated into complete humiliation. This team isn't going to score, so do something to prevent further atrocities

Hilariously awful. Somebody take the controller back from little bro, big bro put up 16 shots 😅

This team has been saved more by the post this past week than our entire defense and GK

Can #SKC just call Mercy rule? Jfc

With 5 defenders out for Vancouver tonight, I hope #SKC plans to pressure and throw the ball over the top in tonight's match. Gonna be our only chance for a win against the top club in the league as of now...

Praying KC and surrounds today fair weather against the threat we are facing. I can't remember another time (though I have quite terrible memory from a young age) where such precaution has been taken for thunderstorm weather multiple days ahead. Have a safe place plan, KC!

Is soliciting still a viable method of sales? Literally every millennial grew up avoiding answering the door, and Gen Z can't be bothered to look up from their phone. There's no shot it's worth anyone's time

Transfermkt visual comparison showing SKC valuation €27.9 million and Colorado Switchbacks €3.75 million

New multi-billionaire owner who promises to spend on the team, loses to a USL squad with a valuation about 7.5x less than SKC. #SportingKC #NotMyTeam

Blue springs is becoming a dried up river bed of closed restaurants. The city needs to help these restaurants secure their investments or run the risk of having decaying architecture all around the city. Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, Tim Hortons, and now Mo Bettah's. It's disheartening to see it decay

SKC gotta start winning the home games or what are we even doing?

I'm just joshing, I barely caught any of the game. #newbornlife I'm sure it's justified

🚨 shots fired🚨

a man in a suit and tie is holding a brown jacket . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a brown jacket .

SKC defense, as usual

Capita tho 👀🔥

We elected you to Congress to be a check on executive power, not a spectator.

You swore an oath to defend the Constitution, not to protect a man who threatens democracy, threatens war, and threatens the future.

Stop hiding behind voters.

Stop punting responsibility.

DO YOUR JOBS.👇

What's the over/under that SKC lose by 3 goals or more today? 🤔 San Jose has 1 goal against all season and SKC is -8 on goal differential to SJ's +9

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office.

The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

It's crazy watching the era of misinformation take over before our own eyes. Such small changes, like reddit taking away it's headlines carousel from its homepage, are happening every day to keep the public at large less informed. They want to drive those to their propaganda (fox, cbs, newsmax, etc)

Yo Wrexham is shitting the bed 🤫😬

Uhh so both of SKC's backup goalies are injured... 😳

We all knew this would happen, but who else is so fucking goddamn tired of the non-stop bullshit coming out of this administration? Every time I open my phone it's another article about the fucked up shit they're doing today. All part of the Project 2025 plan. But Obama's tan suit, amirite??

Yeah fuck me right

I can't even do things wrong right