Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

What’s the first thing you’re gonna do when “it” happens?

I don’t like golf and I don’t like Justin beiber. Can I get a new algorithm, @bsky.app?

You should just start a podcast with Olivia Nuzzi

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

A poster for the show Somebody’s Gotta Do It starring Mike Rowe. It features an image of Mike pointing at himself with a concerned look on his face.

you have to get him out of office and you have to do it today

even if it gets blocked you force an impeachment vote right now

how else can you live with yourself if he follows through with this and you didn’t do everything you could to stop it

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

I’m sorry (I’m not) but Trump dying on Easter Sunday would be the funniest possible outcome

i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin

My letter to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

#NoToDeZerbi

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

Oh wow we got a badd ass here who thinks truancy is cool

Packers gonna have enough dudes to fill a roster?

Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space

I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal.

Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.

nah

This may not end up being decisive in the Democratic primary for Senate, but regardless it’s a bad sign for what Texas Republicans may try to suppress voters in the general election

He was quoted as saying he didn’t think Trump had a chance to win in 2024 and was critical of Jan 6th, so Paxton’s entire campaign is based on Cornyn not being loyal enough.

Republicans have caused total chaos in Dallas County. It's instructive.

Whether or not Trump attempts some sort of executive order to nationalize election administration, Republicans have an endless number of paths to create absolute mayhem in November.

Still waiting to hear why @howdypolitics.bsky.social endorsed this guy.

Hopefully everyone who voted in the Dem primary agrees with you.

Same vibe

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping