Good lord

Rapture, where you at? I’m beyond tired of this life.

I was not expecting it to look so similar to previous models but I still want it 😭

Thought provoking stuff here!!

Ty

Nothing like an authentic deli sandwich in Chicago

They needed to change the printer cartridges 🙏

I rly wonder if this gets formally addressed cuz he looks STRESSED

You know you messy for this and the op

I’m disappointed they didn’t go that route 😭

I didn’t choose the thick thigh life . The thick thigh life chose me 🙂‍↕️

They were just recovering from NYE 💀💀

I’m genuinely happy for you! But are you honestly surprised at the rest of us 😭

Plz 💀💀💀💀

OMFG 😭😭😭 this being the only response

I fear I'm the only one that still plays Wordle... can anyone else confirm? 😅😭

I literally heard the theme song as I read this 🤭

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! Or is it Chanukah? IDK BUT I HOPE ITS A HAPPY HOLIDAY FOR YOU! 🎄 🕎

One week into being 63 and I'm over it.

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What am we?

Meghann Thee Reporter aka @meghanncuniff.bsky.social is the only lawyer I'm following for this Jay-Z case 😤

The best part of that Superman trailer omg

Are we honestly wearing our OUTSIDE shoes in the house?! My Indian ancestors are ready to ground us all omgg.

As a gay bear, why am we not legally obligated to hibernate in the winter??

Drone Aliens: ‘Take us to your leader.’
Me: 'Girl I will call an UBER BLACK for us, plz'

Why does it feel like the aliens are just driving by Earth like "oh... that's how the humans live? 😕"

I asked Santa for a sugar daddy this year. That's where we're at this holiday season 😭

If I twerk under the tree, do I get more gifts? @santaclaus

Right. Like it’s way more than an information war 😭

I’m in the mood for some retail therapy.

*checks bank acct*

I’m in the mood to go to sleep.