Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

ty for that, im glad its not just me 🥲 ive been relaxing a lot and we use different positions/toys and i told him what he did that really felt like it so im pretty confident it will happen

its definitely because i get in my head, hes super patient and he knows my body almost better than me lol been getting closer lately tho i think its close

i neeeed to learn how i need to experience this soo bad 😭😭😭

happy #feralfriday my period depression has passed now im in heat and i need my partner sb

We're living George Orwell's 1984: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

*him getting ready to pull out*

me: noo cant you just live there 🥺

went for a ride with my person yesterday and when i got outside to the truck they were waiting for me with my door open all because i said nobody has ever opened a car door for me 🥹

whenever i wanna be completely unhinged on threads i remember that, so many people i know irl, including my sister, follow me there and i.. cant 😭

David Lynch as Gordon Cole in Twin Peaks

RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.

Sorry to hear about David Lynch. I worked beside him (same studio) while he was making BLUE VELVET. He answered my questions about his work with grace and honesty. I especially enjoyed his deeply existential comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World.”