I’ve ordered the leaflets. A thousand of them. My legs will be so tired… 😪

Should be here on Thursday, so I know how my Friday is going to play out…

And another, microsuctioned from the canal of memory:
Did you hear about the woman with 15 children and a chronic earwax problem, whose husband, on retiring each night would ask her, "Would you like to sleep now, or what?"
She always replied "What?"

The front of the flyer features a tree with golden brown leaves against a blue sky and the contact details for Peterborough Ear Care at www.earwax-gone.co.uk

The reverse of the flyer is 2/3 dark blue with white text explaining what problems wax can cause, and talking about our friendly service and local business status, along with the email address info@earwax-gone.co.uk and a QR link to the main website.

It’s been a busy morning. This will be the autumn flyer subject to corrections:

Pt: Doctor*! I have jelly and custard coming out of one ear, and cream and hundreds and thousands out the other! What’s wrong with me?

Doc: I think you’re a trifle deaf.

Don’t let earwax build up prevent you hearing well. Book a consultation today. www.earwax-gone.co.uk

*we are not doctors

I shall sew a cape this afternoon! (Thanks for the repost!)

First ad going into the local community association magazine for December.

Good afternoon! The website has just gone live at earwax-gone.co.uk. Happy to take any feedback.