Feed the beast… 👹 @maxscott.bsky.social

And running for reelection!!

Gonna need to frame this for posterior, I mean posterity

Hump day reminder to train that posterior chain

May you have the humpiest of hump days #HHD

Your POV before I shove my cock in your mouth

I love my life! @jackemhoff.bsky.social

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

You find me like this, what would you do?

I was told I looked good 😊

HEDY LAMARR escaped from her Nazi husband by disguising herself as her own maid, became a Hollywood star, then co-developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes - the principles of which are incorporated into today’s Bluetooth and GPS technology.

Hell of a lady.

#TMITuesday - Honestly, sometimes life is easier when I'm just a mouth and throat.

#TMITuesday - sometimes all I really want is a basket to rub my beard against.

How 2 fringe groups and a friendly judge helped pull off Sheriff Chad Bianco’s ballot seizure Emails obtained by CalMatters trace the development of a years-long case that ultimately led to the unprecedented seizure of 650,000 ballots.

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Eat, breed, repeat 👅🍑🔁

Cartoon by @johnbuss.bsky.social

Sitting back

Photo of Elim Garak, a character on Star Trek Deep Space 9; He's a Cardassian tailor and spy, general scoundrel; Words above the photo say "Look. All I'm saying is Garak would have had this Epstein list taken care of by now."

No idea who to give credit for this one.

The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

Barracks Bangers: Knocking Boots
@rivernorth.bsky.social
@asgmax.com
@micahmartinezx1.bsky.social

Honestly the sickness had my body snatched 😈

How I wanna be when I’m taking your coffee and brunch order (hopefully I’m not too late).

Well, at least the BBC is covering this.

The mask was a bit rubbish so I kept it off

Open wide

good morning ☀️

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FDA Finds E. coli in Raw Farm Cheese Matching a Second Outbreak During its investigation of an ongoing Escherichia coli O157:H7 outbreak involving Raw Farm-brand unpasteurized cheddar cheese, FDA detected E. coli in a product sample not matching the current outbre...

Four points in this ongoing saga of raw cheese products in California worth repeating. 1) Recalls save lives. 2) Pasteurization saves lives. 3) We've known both things for more than 100 years. 4) Get a clue.