At work, the most important thing I think about in the morning is what I'm having for lunch. In the afternoon, it's what I'm having for dinner.

I see your Neil Young and i raise you Acdc

Cant believe im now rooting for Iran

It’s 1981 and you’re in the city getting chased by corrupt cops 👮🏼‍♀️🚓

#1980s #eighties #strangerthings #synthwave #retro

Is he standing on the cuck stool?

The most famous warm-up in football history.

On this day in 1989, Napoli faced Bayern Munich at Olimpiastadion in Munich and Diego (inadvertently) created a piece of art for the ages 🥹

a cartoon of homer simpson with the words which was the style at the time ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with the words which was the style at the time

Getting strong Abe Simpson vibes here

Getting into a twitter spat with the pope has got to be another

a man in a suit and tie is touching the head of donald trump . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is touching the head of donald trump .

Can we have a shout out to the gluer of the presidential toupee. Some strong work there

The internet

Happy Easter to all who celebrate!

You can be a Christian or you can be a Trump supporter, but you can't be both.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

As impressive as this was, do we really need to give the iranians instructions for where to look next time?

Ngl, dont know much around the finer details of the vietnam war. Just googled op rolling thunder...

In honor of a judge halting Trump's ballroom construction today:

Think we've reached the point where it's more of a flex to have a crappy old car than a shiny new one. Shows you have your priorities straight. I work in car insurance and can confirm that the vast, vast majority of people with fancy cars have them on ludicrous finance deals

Surely not! Corruption in Trumpland?!

SOON ….

Crisp (Chip) Sandwichs are a British delicacy

Just double checked and he left in 1999 after 21 years. He is as qualified as me, a 46yr old, is to talk about Universities

Solid 8/10 for Wu Tang at the O2 last night. Definitely missed Gza and i think GFK and Raekwon doing Icecream in their mid 50s is a bit Epsteiny #wu #wutang #gza #wutangclan #methodman #rza #raekwon

If you need to be asking for ID during the sex part THEY ARE TOO YOUNG

I feel special mention needs giving to this moron. Is deemed qualified to speak about modern policing issues despite leaving the police 25yrs ago after a relatively short 10yr career

Its Farage as in "Garage"

It just feels weirdly more like an adult than chatgpt

Only started using Claude on the back of this. Much superior to chatgpt for no other reason than it can admit it doesnt know something

Strange how every “America First” move somehow ends up helping Moscow. What a coincidence.

ARE YOU POOR? WHY NOT JUST MAKE MORE MONEY? FOLLOW FOR MORE LIFE HACKS

How it started / how it's going

Im no fan of Starmer, but surely there is an arguement to be had in being prepared to adapt your position as the situation changes. Sticking rigidly to a position regardless of the wider situation isnt going to benefit him either