Infinite nubbies are going crazy I’m hitting the o’s (in like 3 hours) #nubbysnumberfactory

*30 minutes

This game rules

Taking over nerd night at the bar tonight. I’m playing northernlion stream and doing my physics homework behind the bar

A sandwich so messy you have to take a shower after

They reduced my penis to ASHES

I asked for the penis reduction surgery but they just made my shit bigger :(

I deleted all other social media besides this on my phone a couple weeks ago and it’s been nice but I need to post me looking cute online once more

I did not realize a girl I grew up with was in Anora and was just on stage winning an Oscar for best picture wowie

They call me 5 job Nicole

Collecting little bartending jobs like they are levels in a video game (I have 5)

I’m going to start staring at motherfuckers

I do not want to go and drop off my resume places I need a restaurant to send me a psychic message that they want to hire me

Last post was one I dreamt up last night

This is what I get to see on my way to the grocery store ❤️

This and some unprotected

Omg thanks :)))

Thank you!!!!

Do u ever wear clothes or even an outfit?

She giving me top and so on and so forth

Guy saying “I like rubbing my belly” and rubbing his belly. Angry person with mean look on their face saying “I don’t like that. You should kill yourself. You genuinely need to kill yourself.”

Favorite little Sam Pink poems

I looked cute on Halloween I get why I was harassed by a homeless man for 4 hours

Old boss has been fighting for his life in the city’s fb forums which pisses me off because everyone that’s mad at him don’t know shit about the situation and It’s waaay worse than they even know

Made a bluesky just in time to start unemployed posting 👍