Me: how did your family do this on the Mayflower?

@desta.bsky.social: are you asking me how my family played mini golf on the Mayflower?

Go forth and suck

Saw someone on this cruiseship wearing a shirt with a puphood on it!

I know what you are.

Dale Gribble: sick your storm troopers one me.

Dale Gribble: of course, average police response time

Dale Gribble: is roughly 28 minutes,

Dale Gribble: While I am done in less than three.

Me peeing in Texas

Classic

And they have this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters.

I win every time!

just passed the pentagon on the train and it was literally being circled by vultures

Disney magic (derogatory)

What if the curse was to be human? 🥀✨🐾

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

This one's educational!

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

McCloud the Tricolor Boxsky with heterochromia chilling on the couch with a pink chewtoy

McCloud's embark test results stating that he is 37% Boxer 34.7% Siberian Husky 17.4% American Bulldog 5.5% German Shepherd Dog 5.3% Bulldog

McCloud's Embark panel came back! Shockingly no pit bull, instead it was Boxer!

He's not a Pitsky+, he's a Boxsky+!

Creamy French Choosing Theatre Over Basketball in High School

And he would NEVER be trained alert no matter how much I tried.

Both my girls were natural alerters though!

Jesus christ!

Ronny did a lot and he only did like 20

WGN news image that says "no tax on tips - Trump Tips door dash driver $100 for delivering McDonald's to Oval Office" with a picture of Trump holding bags of McDonalds and interacting with a woman in a red door dash shirt

Al Gore from Futurama driving a Taxi sayons "Dang that hundred dollars could have bought me... One gallon of gas!"

The only thing I could think of when I saw this...

Sorry been at jury duty all day and my brain is fried. Let me think on it! I have a few ideas just having a hard time verbalizing them!

I want something, but I'm not sure what!

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone

Wanted to paint this dog

Yeah like everyone else has said, you need a pill organizer box. With my ADHD I'd be so screwed if I didn't have one of those for all my medications.

Never apologize for eating potatoes

Ironically this is the same street I purchase my dildo making supplies on.

I love Mall of America so much!

Welcome to Chicago!

watching NASA hit a very specific target in the big big ocean with a vehicle that just came back from outer space at 25,000mph definitely has me reflecting on the charter bus company that couldn't get me to a bus station

Boompane King of the Hill Quote Search

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com