heyy so I noticed we're twitter mufos heh but I don't think you follow me back here yet haha

Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!

Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide

Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR

This space means everything to me and I will fight to protect it

I’m glad to have gotten an invite but can we *please* stop handing them out to any old Tom Dick and Harry? I’ve only been here for a couple of hours and already I can notice the vibe shifting for the worse

[Getting a feel for the crowd] So, uh, what's the deal with British food? They sure hate spices over there! And you hear they just let the cats go out wherever?

If you’d read “the road to serfdom” by friedrich hayek you’d realise how problematic and downright sh*tty your opinions on taxation really are 🙄

This is the girl who defended the irs???

Trying to find 31,000 of my friends? 🥹

Hat tip to @aedison.bsky.social for both inviting me and ghost-writing my opening salvo

What if I received an invite to a highly exclusive social media app but had fuck all followers throughout?