he’s at the Ashley Home Furniture outlet

lmao the Mets are going to choke this one away too

Wemby you can have my face if you need it

good point. Respectfully retracted. Yeah all biopics are bad.

oh but when *I* suggest that more of our troops should d*e im told to “never attend my 4th of July party again!”

it’ll be interesting to see who “hates the cops” when a maniac wounds you mortally and you need someone to show up an hour later and shrug their shoulders

lmao I’m so happy we spent the last month slandering this guy nobody over the age of 30 has ever heard of

it’s really good, and if you’re going to pull it down from streaming then you should probably pull down the Mel Gibson episode too.

you’re more likely to teleport to a Waffle House than for this to happen

RFK Jr. is an evil dude with a crazy voice who mainlines steroids. He’s kind of like if Bane wasn’t smart.

an NBA owner being rich from subprime auto loans almost makes the guy who inherited Cablevision and surveils trans people seem not so bad

if we ever get out of this then one thing is for sure: we need to start shaming and bullying nerds again

pretty funny to go from “death panels” to this in like 15 years

JetBlue deletes tweet after they were accused of surveillance pricing ✈️

A company rep says the post was an 'error'

recession indicator?

oh no did the Saudis buy a Metal Slug

he said he would make billionaires like Steve Cohen pay and he meant it

Velmamaxxing

I would watch something about him writing the score to Sonic 3 in secret

it posits that the Pepsi commercial fire accident killed him

how does it handle…uhhh…anything after 1992

Niles Crane — “I’m getting high on reefer”

very disappointed in all of you that I haven’t seen this posted all day

Villanova legends only

Christopher Nolan shouldn’t be making a movie based on an epic poem; he should be making a movie that is like “what if you had a gun that could shoot memories?”

Pol Pot apology form

it’s interesting to me how veterans often get radicalized but it has basically never happened once with a cop

I don’t know what everyone is talking about, this roster is *stacked*

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

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