Iran hits back on social media.

Keir Starmer has dragged the UK into this war against our will.

UK bases face further attacks - putting military personnel and civilians in the potential line of fire.

This is a Prime Minister who promised a vote before any military action - that must now happen on Monday.

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How Trump’s bid to cut oil prices will fill Russia’s war chest with billions Russia is set to earn up to two-thirds more a month from its oil and gas revenue than it did in February, experts say, potentially wiping out months of losses in a matter of weeks. Stuti Mishra reports

How Trump’s bid to cut oil prices will fill Russia’s war chest with billions

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey:

"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".

Adam hills, josh widdicome and Alex Brooker. Jason manford, Lou Sanders, Bella hull and Zack Polanski. The last leg.

Imagine your party has won a historic byelection.

You've had election day, a loads of interviews, held a press conference with your new MP and welcomed lots of new members.

Sleep? Nah. It's time for The Last Leg!

#isitok

Whistle-blower claims no-one involved in snowboarding has any idea what’s going on A commentator working for the BBC at the Winter Olympics has claimed that nobody involved in snowboarding, from judges, commentators, to the competitors themselves, has any clue what the sport is a…

NEWS! Whistle-blower claims no-one involved in snowboarding has any idea what’s going on

I’m known as the sex bomb because I’ve got a two inch fuse and explode very quickly.

A WARNING ! Late , but better late than never ! Thank god for @vizcomic.bsky.social

Do you know what I’m sick of? All these men thinking they’re the fucking victims for facing basic accountability or backlash for THEIR decisions.

Starmer isn’t the victim, that shithouse Mandelson certainly isn’t, the trafficked raped and murdered kids on that island are.

The Conservative Party has defected to Reform.

The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be…

The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

Unfortunately the whole of next week is still January....

Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.

Sauron joins Reform, vows to fix “broken Middle-earth” The Dark Lord Sauron has joined Reform UK plc in a move described as “inevitable”, and a metaphor described as “on the nose”.

NEWS! Sauron joins Reform, vows to fix "broken Middle-earth"

Imagine telling someone from 30 years ago that in the year 2026, the USA would be invading Greenland, Artificial intelligence would be defended for churning out images of child porn, and Pluto was no longer a planet.

It’s a real shame that Nigel Farage is too unwell to do interviews the morning after Donald Trump threatens us with sanctions.

Here he is with “the bravest man he ever met”. He campaigned to make Trump President, and has spent the last year enjoying all the chaos he has caused.

I wonder why Nigel Farage has pulled out of The Laura Kuenssberg TV programme this morning?
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“Martin angrily challenges Sir Keir Starmer to clear up social media scam adverts cess pit”

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The answer is simple, if Clacton residents want to see more of Nine Jobs Nige - They need to pay him to visit the constituency. It’s a free market and Nige is a hot commodity, you can't have him for nothing..:)

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A advert for 'X' with Elon Musk giving the thumbs up and pricing for different levels including "Basic Pedo" and "Pedo Premium+". The text presented as a quote from Elon says "X is now the perfect playground for paedos, incels and perverts". This is satire, it's not real (obviously!)

The new ad campaign for X is nothing if not honest...

Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.

1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.

Get an orange cat they said it will be fun they said

It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets Supermarkets have announced it is Easter this morning, ending the run of Christmas which began in October.

NEWS! It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Post Office scandal: Secret Fujitsu contract revealed over Horizon system anomalies Channel 4 News has obtained a document that shows how, despite decades of denial, the Post Office and Fujitsu were able to centrally alter subpostmaster accounts, writes Alex Thomson.

Channel 4 News has obtained a document that shows how, despite decades of denial, the Post Office and Fujitsu were able to centrally alter subpostmaster accounts, writes Chief Correspondent Alex Thomson.

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